Hah

[sroni]

This is my life. On Saturday, I was trying to calm down to get to sleep, and I decide to write a little drabble, just for the heck of it, ’cause I can do drabbles in less than five minutes. Ten pages later … the sucker is still going strong. Somebody save me!

Then, to make it worse, yesterday morning, I injured myself in what has to be the most embarrassing way, even for me: I sat on a pair of tweezers and stabbed myself in the butt. I’m in the bus station, and my bus will be there any minute. There’s nothing I can do, except get the Kleenex out of my bag and try to discreetly clean it. I soaked the first Kleenex, the second one was pretty red by the end of it, and when I got on the bus, I just sat on the second so that pressure could keep being applied to it. I’ve since done nifty mirror tricks, and it’s really not that bad. I'll keep an eye on it for the next couple of days, just to make sure that it doesn’t get infected, but that’s all I can do.

Comments

HA!

[vastid87.livejournal.com]

That is awesome! I can't believe that you actually posted that! I mean, it's embarrassing enough that it happened, but telling us! Jeez, that's like the time you did that really embarrassing thing at the Rave Theater that you probably don't want me to actually tell anyone about.

Re: HA!

[sroni.livejournal.com]

You're right, I don't want you telling people about it. You know what helps with not telling people? Not mentioning it! Yeah, I love you too, kiddo. I have no shame... none at all when it comes to embarrassing stories. Not about my own... except for certain things. See, before this, my most embarrassing injury happened with our lovely redheaded cousin, and our friend Sansone at the Jones Center. Sansone called me clumsy, I turned my head to tell him I wasn't clumsy, and I came down sideways on my shoe; my foot came out of the shoe, I pitched forward into the wall, bounced off the wall, tripped over the shoe again, and then flipped over a railing. Sansone just looked at me and said, "Not clumsy, huh?"

Love ya, kiddo!