sroni

You're right, I don't want you telling people about it. You know what helps with not telling people? Not mentioning it! Yeah, I love you too, kiddo. I have no shame... none at all when it comes to embarrassing stories. Not about my own... except for certain things. See, before this, my most embarrassing injury happened with our lovely redheaded cousin, and our friend Sansone at the Jones Center. Sansone called me clumsy, I turned my head to tell him I wasn't clumsy, and I came down sideways on my shoe; my foot came out of the shoe, I pitched forward into the wall, bounced off the wall, tripped over the shoe again, and then flipped over a railing. Sansone just looked at me and said, "Not clumsy, huh?"

Love ya, kiddo!