sroni

 
1. DO YOU SNORE?
    Not likely I’ll be admitting that anytime soon. Doesn’t go over so well with the ladies.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER?
    Lover. All the way. I don’t particularly like blood. Especially mine, which, more often than not, is what I see.

3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
    Dying alone, not having done anything with my life. Hey, it might be shallow, but it doesn’t make it any less true.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
    Who wasn’t? Especially the red ones. I liked red.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ‘REALITY TV’?
    I like Survivor. Almost-naked girls … what’s not to like, besides the gross stuff?

6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW?
    No. It doesn’t work so well for a guy. A lady can look cute when doing it. I can’t.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
    I don’t like to think of those years. I didn’t have a great childhood.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
    Not by choice. That, unfortunately, doesn’t really mean anything.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
    Beige. Like any other non-black computer on this planet.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
      Yes. Now ask me if I do a good job. Nope. But it doesn’t cut down on my enthusiasm. Just my neighbor’s head.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
      That would be a very large NO.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
      If I have them, they’ll be staying a secret. Funny how that works.

13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
      Anywhere with girls in bikinis. I’m not picky.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
      He’s hilarious. I thought everybody knew that.

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
      It’s one of those things that I learned how to do at a very young age. You can thank my parents for that.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE ‘DONNIE DARKO’?
      Nope. And I have no desire to.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
      You bet. Remind me why.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
      I used to know the answer. Now I realize that I really don’t care.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
      It’s a sobriety test. Of course I can. It’s another one of those things that I learned at a very young age.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE?
      Yes. Certified member of the Mile High Club. Thank you, Harry.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
      That would be a very emphatic YES.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
      Electric.

23. WHAT’S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING?
      Not my style. But feel free to. As long as you’re not hunting me.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
      Depends on if I can convince Cordy. She’s playing hard to get. More like impossible to get. I’ll wear her down.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
      Sure. Why not? I worked hard to get it illegible, so that I could get the benefit of the doubt from my teachers on tests. It didn’t work.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
      Nothing. It’s one of the only benefits of the genes I inherited from my dad.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
      When I was married.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
      Stranger things have happened. But it would be weird.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
      Men don’t cry. That’s something even I stick to. It also helps that I haven’t been invited to a wedding since my ex-wife’s groom tried to kill me.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
      Scrambled with cheese. Anything tastes better with cheese.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
      Not all of them. My ex-wife is one of the most intelligent people I know, and her hair is blonde. Kind of.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
      There’s a gateway into another universe in the dryer. It’s the only logical explanation.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
      Time for you to get a watch. ’Specially since I don’t have one.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
      I’m not one for nicknames. They make me feel weird.

35. IS McDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
      Yes. But good. I still eat there. I just refuse to look into the kitchen. I really don’t want to know how the food is made. I’d like to be able to continue eating there.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
      It’s been awhile, and I don’t remember. Short term memory loss. That, and I was drunk.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
      Baths with the bubbles. Please. I’m a guy. We generally don’t do baths. Well, we do, but it depends on the girl being already there.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
      Do I look like I’m eight?

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
      I live in a world where I mix with vampires a lot. It makes me squick.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
      No. Why? Where’d you get your information? Because whoever told you, lied.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
      I’m not an alcoholic. I like it, sure, but I’m not addicted.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
      Crunchy. More texture. I like texture.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
      Another one of those things I got from my dad.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE?
      Amazingly, no. Which is a good thing, because I don’t think they’d have my blood type.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
      I don’t keep track.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
      Absolutely. As long as pain pills don’t count. I like them too much to say not to take them.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
      With what goes on at night? Not likely.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
      Brown. Just plain brown.

49. WOULD YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO SAVE THE WORLD?
      I like to thing I would, but reality wins out. Angel would, without even thinking about it. That’s the kind of guy he is.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
      Depends on when you ask me. Most of the time I do.

51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
      One tattoo. No, you may not see it. I was drunk when I got it.

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
      Do visions that cause a lot of pain count? Nice to know they’re good for something.

53. HAVE YOU READ ‘CATCHER IN THE RYE’?
      Once. Years ago. I don’t remember it.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
      Does whistling count?

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
      Once. I don’t want to talk about it.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
      I’ve never tried, and don’t particularly want to.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
      No. Not at all. I don’t enjoy being away from civilization.

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
      No. Never. It’s something I’ve worked hard at not doing.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
      What kind of question is this? Do you have any idea what’s going on in the world today? If you did, you wouldn’t ask this question.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
      Some of them. Depends on the dog. Depends on the girl owning the dog.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
      I’ve been through one, for a different reason than most of the world. I wanted to protect Harry. That’s why I did it. Most people aren’t satisfied, and they think they can find someone else.
      Most people are morons.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
      I don’t see why I should care.

63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
      I am not making a list. It would take too long.

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
      It’s LA. It doesn’t get cold.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
      Some type of food. I don’t know what.

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
      Bright pink, to match my dress.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
      I repeat: I was married.

68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
      All of them. They’re all annoying.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
      Why would I? There’s not enough color in that store. That’s their problem.

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
      I love the blues.

So, as the subject line says, I’m home. For nine days total. I’ve been back since the 13th. I wrote about three thousand words today for “Queen’s Gambit”.

I’ve been hit by mondo plot bunnies, and a lot of them today. One of them I’m going to pass on, because I don’t really like the subject matter. The normal universes, i.e. “everyone is normal, there are no vampires, and everyone is happy, la-dee-da-dee-da” stories drive me up the wall. But I think I figured out how to make one work. Set it in the “Normal Again” universe. Supposedly, Spike and Angel are based on guys she knows at school. The others are all people she made up, knows in real life, combined, tweaked, whatever. But what if Joyce meets Willow or Xander, or Giles. I think she’d recognize the names, I mean, how many people are named Willow? As I said, I won’t write it myself, but if anyone wants it … take it and run.

I still have eight written but unposted 70 Questions. If I were on any other computer (this monitor keeps going out, driving me nuts), I’d go on and post them. Actually, you know what? I’ll post it anyhow. (I am rather pleased to note that even thought the screen is currently off, I can still type just as quick as normal. I wonder why I failed Keyboard 196? I don’t know why the number was 196, it just was. And I failed it, never mind that I can type about 105 words a minute without typos. As long as I’m not tired.)

Get ready for mass question postage.

( 70 Questions – Employment App )

I’d do more right now, except I need to go to bed, and this stupid screen went out about five times in the last ten minutes.

Look, I'm supposed to get these things filled out for Giles, so... would you just do it? I'll send you some of our best blood. Fresh, too.
~D~

1. DO YOU SNORE? I don't breathe, so I don't snore. One of the high points.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Both. Just ask big sis.

3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? I am what Fear fears.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Niblit, luv, we didn't HAVE legos back in the day. I'm sure I've eaten a lego-maniac at some point of my sterling career.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? Not as good as Passions.

6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? No. Bad for the teeth.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was always cute.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I wouldn't know. I haven't been successfully single in ages.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black. Like everything else I owned. You still haven't taken me on that shopping spree you promised, to "integrate color into my un-life."

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? NO.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Jet on over, and figure that out for yourself. I can promise you'd have a roaring good time.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Someplace dark.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? No.

15. CAN YOU SWIM? Depends on what kind of water.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? What does that matter?

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yes.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I really don't give a damn.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Sod off.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? Yes. Vampires can't get drunk on those little bottles.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes. No. It's a gray area.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? I don't like sharp wooden objects.

23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? All that blood, and fear...

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? No.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? What kind of question is this?

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Sunlight, garlic, crosses, holy water... it's a long list.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? A private time.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Ask the Fanged Pansy.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't eat.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Some of them.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Xander is convinced the dryer and the couch has teamed up to rid the world of pairs. After six months in his basement, the paranoia rubbed off.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:42.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? William the Bloody, the White Devil... Another long list.

35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? I already told you, I don't eat.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? A couple days ago, with some of the Slayers.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? What does it for you?

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Anya said he was.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? That's a little personal, isn't it, 'Bit?

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I LIVE for the dark.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Blood.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? This answer is starting to get old.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Yes.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? No, actually. I think I'm the only one of your little group that hasn't.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Four. These things don't last forever. And I don't want to be like that cat from those comics, Get Fuzzy. My fangs are NOT falling out.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes. I fed on some poor sod at Woodstcok. Spent the next two hours changing faces, just to do it. Never again.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? I sleep like the dead.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? I don't know. I haven't seen them in a mirror lately.

49. WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST? That's the first interesting question. Buffy.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? I don't exactly have a LIFE.

51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? Tattoos, yes.

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? NO.

53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? No.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? I'm not music-oriented.

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yes.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? If I wanted to.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Why?

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? What the hell?

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? No. But they tast good. Poodle is better than Pekinese, but not by much.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? What does it matter?

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? If I wanted to.

63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? Never.

64. ID IY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's nighttime.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Blood.

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? I used to wear black.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? What is it with these questions?

68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? The mastercard ones.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Sex Pistols.

Okay, Niblit. I did you a favor. Seems to me that you could have answered most of these questions yourself. Send me the blood.

So, I realized that I've never done Dawn. I don't think. I'll just say I haven't, and if I have, whoops.


1. DO YOU SNORE? Buffy used to throw a pillow at my head.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Buffy would kill me if I said either. So I say, both.

3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? Losing another family member. Again.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Not really, no. I inherited all of Buffy's old barbies. I hated them.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? Survivor is awesome.

6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? Not really.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was never a baby.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Yes. And no.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Pink.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Yeah, sometimes.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No, and I plan on keeping it that way.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Yes.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Somewhere not here.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Sure.

15. CAN YOU SWIM? Um, yeah.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? Xander made me for some dumb guys night thing. (He hasn't really clued in that I'm a girl.)

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yes.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I don't give a rip.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Sure. If you'll pay me.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? Yes.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Sorta. Gray areas are really... gray.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Anything.

23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? Keeps the vamp population down.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Not on your life.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Nothing.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? I'm not telling.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Sure. Why not?

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Yes.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Sure. Sorry Buffy. No, absolutely not. None. Except Harmony.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? In limbo.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 9:32 am.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Little Bit, Niblet... hey, what's with all the food? I'm going to kill Spike.

35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? Beats DDP.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? I walk.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Anya said he was.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? It's nice. I mean, no. Absolutely not, 'cause I've never kissed anyone.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No. But that was a great TV show.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Nothing.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Crack, or pop?

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? More than I care to remember.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Once.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not really.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Greenishy.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Yeah, I kinda do.

51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? Earrings. Don't tell Buffy, but I got this really cool tattoo on my foot, cause Mom used to tell us to put our best foot forward.

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No, and I don't want to be. I saw how it just about drove Buffy to the psych ward that time.

53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? For school.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Tuba. Mom thought it was a cute joke.

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Not money, no.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I don't want to run the risk of broken bones.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Not for me.

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Yes, when something is funny enough.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Not at all. Duh.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I could never have one because Buffy didn't want one.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? It happens.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No. I tried it.

63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? Nuh-uh. None.

64. ID IY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Not really.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Food.

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? No.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? I told you, I've never kissed anyone.

68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? Too many to list.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? Not in Italy.

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Queen.

Okay Charles, I'll fill out this Psych evaluation, but I'm only doing this because I like my job, and I want to keep doing it.

1. DO YOU SNORE? If I did, I wouldn't admit to it.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? I have a gun. I'm a fighter.

3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? Judging someone to not be a suspect, and then finding out that they killed another kid.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Not really. My dad was already teaching me gun safety. (Not gun control. When I was seven, I could already outshoot most men at the range.)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? I'm already on shift when it starts.

6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? No.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I think so.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Yes. I don't want to deal with guys right now.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Beige.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? I used to.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No. I don't really want to, either.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? If I tell you, they won't be a secret anymore.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? What does this matter?

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? I told you, I'm already working.

15. CAN YOU SWIM? You know that I can. It's part of the job requirements.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? No.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? No.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Why do I care?

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? It's not in the job description.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? Yes.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? 0.5 lead mechanical pencil.

23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? I hunt down suspects all the time.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? A very adamant NO.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure?

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Psych evaluations.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? Not in recent memory.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? If he is, he has bigger problems. Like the IRS.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Not really.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't. I usually sleep through breakfast.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Are you calling me dumb?

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? My foot.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:02 pm. I'm filling this out on break.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? It's Kate. Just Kate. Or Detective.

35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? Sometimes all you want is a juicy cheeseburger, and you don't really care where it comes from.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? Squad car, 15 minutes ago, Detective Rodriguez.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths. I have bad memories of a shower.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? This is none of your business.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Nothing.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? I don't really like peanut butter.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? I don't know.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? Not when I could help it.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Twice.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes. If you really want to know if I'm on drugs, do a random test.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? No.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Grayish blue.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? It's life. And it's mine.

51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? I used to have ear piercings, but I let them grow in when a perp tried to rip the rings out of my ear.

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No.

53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? Years ago.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Spoons.

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? No.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I never tried.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? It's a good way to relax and get away from everything.

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No. I don't really laugh.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? No.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? They can sniff out drugs. I like them when they're useful. I don't like the little yappy dogs that make you want to punt them.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? I have to believe that it happens. I don't have to believe that it's good. In some cases, it's best. But those should be rare.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? I've never felt the need to try.

63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? None that I'll admit.

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's LA. It doesn't get cold.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Cheeseburger.

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? No.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Why do you want to know.

68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? Any of them.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? I don't really listen to music.


Are you happy? I finished. Next time you want to know if I'm crazy, don't send me this. Besides, I know the answers that you want to hear. I can always fake sanity.

Lockley

Yet another 70 Questions.
( 70 Questions )

I’m home again!! Yay!! I’m doing my happy dance, which looks suspiciously like the Snoopy dance, except with circles. My family is currently driving me nuts. It’s great! There’s only one slight problem. I’ve been telling them for the last year and a half that I’ve grown and changed, but whenever I get around them, I revert back into my old personality. It’s so easy to go back to who I used to be, because then I don’t have to explain my changes. Ah, I’ll figure it out. Soon.

So, I wrote some more 70 questions. Let’s see if you can guess! (That’s slightly sarcastic, but mainly it’s facetious.)

( 70 Questions – New )

(I suppose I should have mentioned that in my head, Giles was asking the questions, and writing down her answers. What I wrote was the taped version.) This would definitely be a very not-me version fo these answers. I was turning red writing it. But, that could also be from laughter. My brother was reading this over my shoulder, and was offering me his opinions. And making smart remarks that I could do without.

So, I left Thursday night around 9:30, 10, and got here yesterday afternoon around 5. I don’t drive, so I was riding shotgun. (We actually do call it shotgun, not because we’re riding with a shotgun, but because it’s shotgunner’s job to keep the driver awake. In some ways, it’s more important than riding in a wagon with a shotgun would have been.) So I slept in the van a grand total of … three, possibly four hours? I earned the nickname Rag Doll.

I’m really glad to be on break, though. I didn’t think that I would, because I love my job, and I miss the people while I’m gone. Don’t get me wrong, when I’m home, I’m glad to be there, but when I’m at the in-between stage … Not liking it so much. But this time, I’m with wonderful people who have adopted me into their family. And they’re going to get to meet the rest of my family (my mom, my brother, and my god-mother. I wish they could meet my dad, but that’s not really an option), and I jsut know that they’re going to get along great.

So, I was bored in the van, and decided to do a Willow version of the 70 questions. So, here it is.

( 70 Questions for Willow Rosenberg )