Cliche Meme
Jan. 24th, 2009 12:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sroniFirst of all, I apologize. I’m quite tired, and on pain killers, so the spelling might get a tad bit … creative. I truly am sorry.
Cliches
Genderswap:
Nope.
Bodyswap:
Nope.
Drunk!fic:
Nope.
Huddling together for warmth:
Nope.
Undercover in a gay bar:
Nope.
Pretending to be married:
Uh-uh.
Secretly a virgin:
Nope.
Amnesia:
*sighs and shakes head* Uh-uh.
Cross-dressing:
Nopers.
Forced to share a bed:
Nuh-uh.
Aliens make them do it:
Do what? And NO.
Wingfic:
I’m working on original fiction, where six of my characters have wings. Does it count when a BUNCH of your main characters have wings?
Mpreg:
Not even.
Mistakenly assumed to be gay:
No. I have, however, in another original that’s being written, had someone assume that the male and female were reversed: Charlie and Morgan. The person thought that Charlie was the guy and Morgan was the girl. Nope.
Let’s play truth or dare:
Uh. No.
Mary Sue fic:
Not in any of the fic that saw the light of day. Except my originals. One, I was trying to do a self-insertion, and realized that I, as myself, in a fiction world, really WOULD be a Mary Sue, so I tried to turn her into a truly developed character, and didn’t quite succeed at that.
The other was just plain BAD.
Aphrodisiacs:
Nopers.
Curtainfic:
Don’t know what it is, and no.
Hurt/Comfort:
Not quite sure what you mean by this, but I’ll just say, SURE.
Apocafic:
Don’t know what this is.
Kidfic:
*sighs* I wish I knew what the heck you were talking about. But no.
Telepathic soulbonding:
No. I do, however, have a group of six characters that are telepathic. (Same group with wings.)
Werewolves mate for life:
Not in fandom. My originals? Yes. And if one mate dies, both die. Seriously. Oh. Wait. That story might be classified as Telepathic soulbonding. Soulbonding, yes. Telepathic … not really …
Evil Twin:
Nope.
Talking to a Shrink:
Nope.
Hero Wrongfully Accused:
Nuh-uh.
Character Tortured to Secure Other Character’s Cooperation:
Again, with the winged, telepathic character story, not to secure other character’s cooperation, but tortured.
Turned into animals:
Why would I?
Baby Farm:
The heck is this?
Time Travel:
Nope.
Matchmaking Third Party:
Don’t think so.
Near Death Confessions:
Sorta. In original story that only a select few have seen.
Alternative Realities:
Not in a weird way. But yes. Not with the “Everybody’s normal!“ kind of way. But the “What would have happened if this happened instead?” kind of way.
Stranded Off-World:
Nope.
Medical Discharge:
Nope.
Wedding Fic:
Nope.
Holiday Fic:
Halloween.
Kidnapping:
Nope.
Slavery:
Nope.
Tent Porn:
NO.
Accidental/immaculate/alien pregnancy:
No.
Going Rogue:
No.
Brainwashing:
No.
Death Fic:
No.
Briefing Table Porn:
NO.
Dancing/Go to a Ball/yada yada:
No.
Wow. I write really boring stories, apparently.
Cliches
Genderswap:
Nope.
Bodyswap:
Nope.
Drunk!fic:
Nope.
Huddling together for warmth:
Nope.
Undercover in a gay bar:
Nope.
Pretending to be married:
Uh-uh.
Secretly a virgin:
Nope.
Amnesia:
*sighs and shakes head* Uh-uh.
Cross-dressing:
Nopers.
Forced to share a bed:
Nuh-uh.
Aliens make them do it:
Do what? And NO.
Wingfic:
I’m working on original fiction, where six of my characters have wings. Does it count when a BUNCH of your main characters have wings?
Mpreg:
Not even.
Mistakenly assumed to be gay:
No. I have, however, in another original that’s being written, had someone assume that the male and female were reversed: Charlie and Morgan. The person thought that Charlie was the guy and Morgan was the girl. Nope.
Let’s play truth or dare:
Uh. No.
Mary Sue fic:
Not in any of the fic that saw the light of day. Except my originals. One, I was trying to do a self-insertion, and realized that I, as myself, in a fiction world, really WOULD be a Mary Sue, so I tried to turn her into a truly developed character, and didn’t quite succeed at that.
The other was just plain BAD.
Aphrodisiacs:
Nopers.
Curtainfic:
Don’t know what it is, and no.
Hurt/Comfort:
Not quite sure what you mean by this, but I’ll just say, SURE.
Apocafic:
Don’t know what this is.
Kidfic:
*sighs* I wish I knew what the heck you were talking about. But no.
Telepathic soulbonding:
No. I do, however, have a group of six characters that are telepathic. (Same group with wings.)
Werewolves mate for life:
Not in fandom. My originals? Yes. And if one mate dies, both die. Seriously. Oh. Wait. That story might be classified as Telepathic soulbonding. Soulbonding, yes. Telepathic … not really …
Evil Twin:
Nope.
Talking to a Shrink:
Nope.
Hero Wrongfully Accused:
Nuh-uh.
Character Tortured to Secure Other Character’s Cooperation:
Again, with the winged, telepathic character story, not to secure other character’s cooperation, but tortured.
Turned into animals:
Why would I?
Baby Farm:
The heck is this?
Time Travel:
Nope.
Matchmaking Third Party:
Don’t think so.
Near Death Confessions:
Sorta. In original story that only a select few have seen.
Alternative Realities:
Not in a weird way. But yes. Not with the “Everybody’s normal!“ kind of way. But the “What would have happened if this happened instead?” kind of way.
Stranded Off-World:
Nope.
Medical Discharge:
Nope.
Wedding Fic:
Nope.
Holiday Fic:
Halloween.
Kidnapping:
Nope.
Slavery:
Nope.
Tent Porn:
NO.
Accidental/immaculate/alien pregnancy:
No.
Going Rogue:
No.
Brainwashing:
No.
Death Fic:
No.
Briefing Table Porn:
NO.
Dancing/Go to a Ball/yada yada:
No.
Wow. I write really boring stories, apparently.
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:59 am (UTC)But not writing them doesn't mean your stories are boring -- despite what Hollywood might tell you, it doesn't require "pushing the envelope" to be entertaining.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-27 05:30 pm (UTC)Besides, my stories aren't stories, so much as "glimpses".
I like your stories a lot.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-28 03:57 am (UTC)