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Still feel like complete and utter crap. Here’s a meme. Maybe it’ll make me feel better.

1. How old were you in 1990?:
4

2. Are you afraid of the dark?:
I loved that show. But there was an episode with a clown, and now I don’t like clowns.

3. Did Clarissa really explain it all?:
Yes, she did. I liked Sam.

4. Did you read and collect all goosebumps books?:
I read some of them. But I liked Fear Street better.

5. Do you remember when Tupac, Biggie, & Selena died?:
Who?

6. Did you own a t-shirt (then, not now) to show that you cared?:
What?

7. Did you want to get slimed with that green Nickelodeon slime?:
No. But I did want to go on the family version of American Gladiater. Can’t remember the name of it. I also wanted to go on that guess your talent show.

8. Did you watch Keenan and Kel?:
Not just no, but hell no. I watched All That, but I really didn’t like Keenan and Kel.

9. Did you own a nintendo?:
My brother and I shared one.

10. How about a sega genesis?:
Not until I was a teenager.

11. Did you get the first game boys?:
My brother did.

12. Did your furby ever die on you?:
My mom killed it. My brother and I had one, and then my mom got a baby Furby, and it drove her nuts, so she took all the batteries out of all the Furbies.

13. You got one of those tap records from Home Alone for x-mas?:
Tap record? Don’t know what that is.

14. What power ranger did you always fight to be?:
Pink. Duh. I was TOTALLY a Kimberly. ’Course, then there was the fact that my brother always wanted to be Tommy... He wound up being Billy most of the time.

15. Smokey the bear says:
Remember: Only YOU can stop forest fires.

16. Did you get jiggy with it? Na na na na na?:
“Gettin’ jiggy with it, na na na na na na, gettin’ jiggy with it...” No, I didn’t, actually. But I did get Fresh with the Prince of Belair.

17. You owned a spice girls cd?:
Not on your life.

18. Which spice girl were you destined to be?:
... If I were a spice girl, I think I'd shoot myself...

19. Were you obsessed with Lisa Frank?:
Not obsessed. But I did like the folders.

20. Did you collect Tamagotchis?:
Nope.

21. Did you own a pair of roller blades?:
Yup. But I tried to walk the dog while using the roller blades. And I had a fear of stopping in those things, because you had to lean backwards to do it, and I really didn’t want to go backwards. So I decided, when out of control because of the dog, that the best thing to do was wipe out... I wound up on crutches for a few weeks. The first of many knee injuries.

22. Did you do the macarena?:
Dude, I did the Macarena before the Macarena was in English.

23. Did you love push pops?:
No. But I liked the ring pops.

24. Did you like Polly Pockets?:
I had one. A friend gave it to me for my birthday.

25. Did you watch every episode of Saved By the Bell?:
A lot of them, yes. All of them, probably not.

26. What about the Fresh Prince?:
Ditto.

27. Were you or your older sibling addicted to 90210?:
Haven’t seen a single episode. Don’t want to, either.

28. Did you cry during the Titanic?:
Probably. Don’t remember.

29. Did The Blair Witch Project scare you?:
No. That was the whole reason we got it, and my dad and brother and I were basically disgusted with the whole thing.

30. Do you remember the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky scandal?:
Yup.

31. Was Steve Urkel destined to be with Lora Winslow?:
Sorry. Urkel drove me up the wall. The voice. Now. The actor? He’s DAMN fine. ANd I LOVE his voice. Adore it. But Urkel? I just wanted to give him a breath rite strip.

32. Did you ever end a sentence with PHSYCE!?:
Nope.

33. Who were better the Backstreet Boys or Nsync?:
New Kids on the Block.

34. I love you, You love me, we’re a:
I much prefer the other one. “I hate you, you hate me, we’re a dysfunctional family, with a great big knife and an axe buried in the knee, won’t you say you really hate me?”

35. Did the Lion King make you cry?:
Yes. But I also laughed really hard.

36. Did you play board games like Sorry?:
Sorry, not so much. The others, yes.

37. Did you have light up sneakers?:
I wanted them, but they were too expensive.

38. Weren’t the Rugrats better before they were all grown up?:
Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes.

39. Did you watch Rocko’s Modern Life?:
Yeah, as long as my parents didn’t catch my brother and me watching it. We weren’t not allowed, but it was strongly discouraged.

40. How about Doug?:
Doug rocked. I liked it.

41. Hey Arnold?:
I don’t have patience for idiots.

42. Did you watch Arthur on PBS?:
Only when babysitting.

43. How about Legends of the Hidden Temple?:
I remember that show!

44. Did you read the Corduroy Bear?:
Yes.

45. What were the Animaniacs supposed to be?:
Cats? I don’t know. I wasn’t allowed to watch it.

46. Did you watch Fox Kids?:
What’s that?

47. Life with Louie?:
A few times. But, yet again, wasn’t really allowed to watch it.

48. Bobby’s World?:
I used to love it.

49. Reading Rainbow?:
Nope. Sorry.

50. Bill Nye the Science Guy?:
Watched it a few times.

51. The Tick?:
Really didn’t like it. My brother kept watching it.

52. AAAAAH! Real Monsters?:
Saw a few episodes. My brother really liked it, but I didn’t.

53. Muppet Babies?:
I watched it; never saw The Muppet Show until I was an adult.

54. The Dinosaurs?:
Wasn’t allowed.

55. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure?:
What?

56. Full House?:
Better believe it.

57. Did you collect Trolls or Beani Babies?:
I had a few of each.

58. Did you watch Tiny Toons?:
Not really.

59. Did you pretend to smoke candy cigarettes?:
I wasn’t allowed.

60. How old were you in 1999?:
12/13.

Nope. Didn’t work.