'Nother Meme
Jan. 22nd, 2007 01:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sroniHey, I'm apparantly on crack, and have decided to bring back Billi the ditz and Eddie, the smartass tattoo artist, for this next meme.
Quick Basics
Name:
Roni: I have the same initials as my dad. THat's all you really need to know.
Eddie: Still doing the paranoid thing, huh, Babe?
Roni: You know what they say. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Age:
Roni: I just left teenagehood this year. But I still can’t drink. Legally. Not that that stops me. But, hey, I'm legal in Asia! Which, I definately took advantage of. American beer sucks. Korean beer, not so much.
Billi: Don't you worry about how much fat is in beer?
Roni: Have you seen how much the Asians eat? THey're freaking toothpicks.
Location:
Roni: South Korea, baby!
Eddie: You're not going to let anyone forget you're in Asia, are you?
Roni: Not on your life, tattoo boy.
Down To The Good Stuff
What are some of your goals in life?
Roni: Writing, reading, doing my best. Serving God.
Eddie: Get a tattoo, drink some guys under the table...
Roni: Shut up, Eddie. WE don't need to tell anyone what I did tonight. Wait. I didn't get a tattoo.
Do you actually have a list of them?
Roni: Not particularly, no.
Eddie: Don't listen to her. She has them numbered and bulleted.
How many of these have you actually accomplished?
Roni: Well, for the ones that can truly be accomplished, yes. But most of them are ongoing things.
Eddie: 'Specially the tattoo. YOu haven't had that done yet, Babe.
Roni: I'm starting to regret telling you about the tattoo plan.
Which is really important to you, love or money?
Roni: I make $17.87 a week. (I got a raise.) Trust me when I say it’s not money. However, there are many different types of love. Which are you wanting to know? There’s familial, agape, friendship, and loving what you do.
Billi: Those are big words.
Eddie: That's why she used them. She's showing off.
Roni: Am not.
Eddie: Are too.
Roni: Whatever, Needles.
If you have something important to say to a friend, say it here:
Roni: I love you, and I miss you.
Eddie: Who's that for?
Roni: Anyone who reads this LJ, which I'm starting to suspect is few and far between. Why do you think I made you guys up?
What is your biggest fear?
Roni: I don’t like snakes. I don’t like spiders. I don’t like crowds of people. But my biggest fear? I’m flat-out terrified that I’m not good enough and never will be.
Eddie: You can stop being afraid.
Roni: I can?
Eddie: Yeah. Of course you're not good enough.
Roni: Gee, thanks. Feeling the love here.
Eddie: No one is.
Roni: Not getting the point.
Eddie: The world's not about you, Babe. Get over it.
What is your earliest childhood memory?
Roni: Falling in a fire ant mound. It sucked.
Eddie: Mine is commenting on a blog.
Roni: THat's because you don't exist.
Eddie: Tomaytoe, tomahtoe.
Who do you hate more than anyone?
Roni: I don’t hate anyone. There are some people I don’t particularly like. I’m working on it.
Eddie: There are people you've dreamed about killing, Babe.
Roni: No one needs to hear aobut that.
Would you kill him/her?
Roni: They’re not worth prison time.
Eddie: That's what she says, anyway. She's in denial.
Who do you love more than anyone?
Roni: God.
Eddie: Pat answer.
Roni: True, though.
Would you die for him/her?
Roni: I’m hoping He won’t ask me to. But I’d like to think that I would.
Eddie: Another pat answer.
Roni: And yet, still true.
Share a secret that not many people know:
Roni: Um... When I do a backbend, I can touch my nose to the ground.
Eddie: Really?
Roni: Yeah, I'm flexible. One reason I was a cheerleader. Which is another thing most people don't know about me.
Billi: Why not?
Roni: SOmething about me not being the cheerleading type.
How many times have you had sex?
Roni: Excuse me while I die laughing.
Eddie: WHy?
Roni: Because there is no grand total. There's no numbers to add.
With how many people?
Roni: Billions.
Eddie: That's not what you just said.
Roni: I was being sarcastic. You know, that thing where you make someone else feel dumb?
Would you have sex with someone you didn’t love?
Roni: Why would I? That doesn't make any sense.
Billi: Not even if they were really hot?
Roni: Newsflash. Not everyone wants to bang anything that moves and looks good.
Have you ever seriously considered getting a sex change?
Roni: Yet another thing that’s making me choke.
Eddie: I have.
Roni: ... Moving on.
How many people have you honestly loved (besides friends and family)?
Roni: I've had two serious boyfriends. WIth both of them, I could see who they had the possility of becoming. But they weren't that person yet. ONe of them didn't want to become that person with me, the other... had a lot of issues.
Eddie: So, what you're saying si that you were trying to change them? IS that it, Babe?
Roni: No, that's not it at all. But I didn't necessarily like who they were at the time. I liked who they could be.
If You Had To Choose, Would You Rather …
Not be with your true love or live with them and never get married?
Roni: Live with, as in, the same house? You've never met my dad. He'd disown me.
Eddie: Strong words, Babe. Sure you're not exagerating?
Roni: Look, there are some things I know that I could do, and, while my dad wouldn't like it, he'd forgive me. There are other things that don't fall into that category. For instance, he told me that if I ever got an abortion simply because I didn't want to deal with the fallout of having sex, he never had a daughter. Okay, so I was exagerating the live in boyfriend a little. The way it would happen is, while I was living with the guy, Dad would refuse to set foot in the house. Probably wouldn't talk to me, either. Once we were married, or broken up, the relationship between us would still be broken, but at least we'd be interacting. Which is okay with me, since I have no desire to live with a guy that I'm not married to.
Be hated and never forgotten, or loved and never remembered?
Roni: You know, I hate being hated. There’s your answer.
Billi: Doesn't everyone?
Roni: Apparantly not.
Live forever and be blind, or live to be 65 with all your senses intact?
Roni: You're joking, right? You could not make me choose to live forever.
Eddie: Bloody right.
Roni: Oh, now you're English?
Eddie: WHat's it to you, Babe?
Erase your bad memories, or keep them as lessons?
Roni: If I didn't have my memories, I wouldn't be who I am now.
Eddie: Deep, Babe.
Roni: Thanks. I think I read it somewhere.
Never have sex again, or lose a limb?
Roni: Never have sex. I like my body parts.
Eddie: Don't know what you're missing, Babe.
Roni: I'll tell you what I'm not missing. A body part.
Watch 96 hours straight of The Wiggles, or eat a jar of mayonnaise?
Roni: I hate mayonaise. I hate THe WIggles. Gah.
Eddie: Pretty sucky choice, isn't it, Babe?
Roni: Screw this, I'd suck it up and eat the mayonnaise. Little jar, versus 96 hours of torture? No contest.
Rob a bank with a highlighter, or go into a shark tank with a sausage?
Roni: WHy would I rob the bank? Or go into the shark tank? Regardless of the stipulations you have given me.
Eddie: It's a silly question, Babe. There's no other reason for it's existance.
Roni: Ask me another silly question like this, and I'll throw you into the shark tank with a sausage.
Dishing More Dirt
How many illegal drugs have you done (including alcoholic beverages)?
Roni: Darn. Stupid parenthesis. I don't know how many alcoholic beverages I've had, so I can't answer this.
Eddie: Isn't there anything else you want to share, Babe?
Roni: *glares* NO!
Have you ever purposely overdosed on a prescription med?
ROni: No. WHy would I?
Eddie: Some people do, Babe.
Billi: Well, they're weird. Everyone knows you should only take double what the doctor tells you.
Roni: ... What?
Billi: That's what my mom said.
Roni: Billi, your mom... never mind. Just don't do that anymore. It's bad for you.
Eddie: Not like it matters, since we're in your body.
Roni: Good point.
Have you ever taken prescription meds that weren’t yours?
Roni: Yes. But my mom, the nurse, gave them to me. Hydrocotizone is nice. Almost as nice as Vicodin.
Eddie: You're a regular pain medicine coinneseur, aren't you?
Roni: You butcher the french language. And yes, I am. I'm accident prone, as well as migraine girl on a regular basis. A girl gets to where she'd do almost anything to be free of pain.
Does your family have a history of alcoholism/drug use?
Roni: I don’t think so. I honestly don't know.
Eddie: Mine does.
Roni: We're not asking about you.
Are you planning to experiment in college, or did you?
Roni: I’m not in college.
Eddie: That wasn't the question.
Roni: Fine. The answer to the question is yes, and no. I plan on experimenting on a personality level, to find more about who I am. NOt experimenting morally, or legally.
Eddie: Stick in the mud.
Roni: Not going to go to jail, and not going to die young, thank you.
Have you ever had an eating disorder?
Roni: Not intentionally. But when it gets hot, I don’t eat. I really do forget, or I pass my food around and eat one item. That happens fairly often, regardless of heat, actually.
Eddie: Didn't some of your friends think you were anorexic, Babe?
Roni: Yes, they did. It was summer, and that was before puberty, when I was in dance class all the time, and running off whatever food I ate.
Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Roni: No.
Eddie: Are you sure about that, Babe?
Roni: WEll, there was the one that I felt like killing myself after every conversation I had with the person. But that really doesn't count. He was manipulative, but not abusive. And I was depressed, and it wasn't a smart time for me.
How did you get out of it if you did?
Roni: I scaled the brick building, parachuted from the roof, and landed on the back of my motorcycle.
Eddie: Sarcasm, again, Babe?
Roni: Stick with what works.
Do you see love like a drug?
Roni: Why do people compare love to an addiction. It’s wrong. Short answer? No, I don’t.
Eddie: They compare it because it works.
Roni: No, it doesn't. Not the way it's meant to be. But the way people have twisted it, yeah, it's like a drug.
What song describes you in this moment?
Roni: "I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day!" I'm slightly drunk.
Eddie: Slightly? Babe, you can't stand up straight.
Roni: Notice me not trying to stand up?
Who inspires you to better yourself?
Roni: My best friend.
Eddie: That's sweet, Babe.
Roni: I haven't talked to him since June.
Are you an optimist, a pessimist, or a realist deep down?
Roni: I'm a hopeless optimist. But I'm also a realist.
Eddie: Keep lying to yourself, Babe.
Roni: I plan on it.
Do you believe in fate?
Roni: I believe that God guides our lives. If you want to call it fate, go ahead.
Eddie: That's noble of you, Babe.
Roni: Noble? I just want to go to bed.
If so, then where do you think it’s gonna take you?
Roni: Heaven is the end result.
Eddie: THink you have a chance, Babe?
Roni: KNow so. The Bible doesn't say anything other than you have to believe that Jesus is the son of God. Everything else is living that belief. Well, I know that. And I don't see that knowledge changing. SO as long as I keep trying to support my belief, I'm good. Yeah, I'll screw up. I'm human.
Thoughts
Ever had a funny thought and laughed and no one understood you?
Roni: On a daily basis.
Eddie: And then people look at her funny while she tries to explain it to Bella, the green penguin.
Quick Basics
Name:
Roni: I have the same initials as my dad. THat's all you really need to know.
Eddie: Still doing the paranoid thing, huh, Babe?
Roni: You know what they say. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Age:
Roni: I just left teenagehood this year. But I still can’t drink. Legally. Not that that stops me. But, hey, I'm legal in Asia! Which, I definately took advantage of. American beer sucks. Korean beer, not so much.
Billi: Don't you worry about how much fat is in beer?
Roni: Have you seen how much the Asians eat? THey're freaking toothpicks.
Location:
Roni: South Korea, baby!
Eddie: You're not going to let anyone forget you're in Asia, are you?
Roni: Not on your life, tattoo boy.
Down To The Good Stuff
What are some of your goals in life?
Roni: Writing, reading, doing my best. Serving God.
Eddie: Get a tattoo, drink some guys under the table...
Roni: Shut up, Eddie. WE don't need to tell anyone what I did tonight. Wait. I didn't get a tattoo.
Do you actually have a list of them?
Roni: Not particularly, no.
Eddie: Don't listen to her. She has them numbered and bulleted.
How many of these have you actually accomplished?
Roni: Well, for the ones that can truly be accomplished, yes. But most of them are ongoing things.
Eddie: 'Specially the tattoo. YOu haven't had that done yet, Babe.
Roni: I'm starting to regret telling you about the tattoo plan.
Which is really important to you, love or money?
Roni: I make $17.87 a week. (I got a raise.) Trust me when I say it’s not money. However, there are many different types of love. Which are you wanting to know? There’s familial, agape, friendship, and loving what you do.
Billi: Those are big words.
Eddie: That's why she used them. She's showing off.
Roni: Am not.
Eddie: Are too.
Roni: Whatever, Needles.
If you have something important to say to a friend, say it here:
Roni: I love you, and I miss you.
Eddie: Who's that for?
Roni: Anyone who reads this LJ, which I'm starting to suspect is few and far between. Why do you think I made you guys up?
What is your biggest fear?
Roni: I don’t like snakes. I don’t like spiders. I don’t like crowds of people. But my biggest fear? I’m flat-out terrified that I’m not good enough and never will be.
Eddie: You can stop being afraid.
Roni: I can?
Eddie: Yeah. Of course you're not good enough.
Roni: Gee, thanks. Feeling the love here.
Eddie: No one is.
Roni: Not getting the point.
Eddie: The world's not about you, Babe. Get over it.
What is your earliest childhood memory?
Roni: Falling in a fire ant mound. It sucked.
Eddie: Mine is commenting on a blog.
Roni: THat's because you don't exist.
Eddie: Tomaytoe, tomahtoe.
Who do you hate more than anyone?
Roni: I don’t hate anyone. There are some people I don’t particularly like. I’m working on it.
Eddie: There are people you've dreamed about killing, Babe.
Roni: No one needs to hear aobut that.
Would you kill him/her?
Roni: They’re not worth prison time.
Eddie: That's what she says, anyway. She's in denial.
Who do you love more than anyone?
Roni: God.
Eddie: Pat answer.
Roni: True, though.
Would you die for him/her?
Roni: I’m hoping He won’t ask me to. But I’d like to think that I would.
Eddie: Another pat answer.
Roni: And yet, still true.
Share a secret that not many people know:
Roni: Um... When I do a backbend, I can touch my nose to the ground.
Eddie: Really?
Roni: Yeah, I'm flexible. One reason I was a cheerleader. Which is another thing most people don't know about me.
Billi: Why not?
Roni: SOmething about me not being the cheerleading type.
How many times have you had sex?
Roni: Excuse me while I die laughing.
Eddie: WHy?
Roni: Because there is no grand total. There's no numbers to add.
With how many people?
Roni: Billions.
Eddie: That's not what you just said.
Roni: I was being sarcastic. You know, that thing where you make someone else feel dumb?
Would you have sex with someone you didn’t love?
Roni: Why would I? That doesn't make any sense.
Billi: Not even if they were really hot?
Roni: Newsflash. Not everyone wants to bang anything that moves and looks good.
Have you ever seriously considered getting a sex change?
Roni: Yet another thing that’s making me choke.
Eddie: I have.
Roni: ... Moving on.
How many people have you honestly loved (besides friends and family)?
Roni: I've had two serious boyfriends. WIth both of them, I could see who they had the possility of becoming. But they weren't that person yet. ONe of them didn't want to become that person with me, the other... had a lot of issues.
Eddie: So, what you're saying si that you were trying to change them? IS that it, Babe?
Roni: No, that's not it at all. But I didn't necessarily like who they were at the time. I liked who they could be.
If You Had To Choose, Would You Rather …
Not be with your true love or live with them and never get married?
Roni: Live with, as in, the same house? You've never met my dad. He'd disown me.
Eddie: Strong words, Babe. Sure you're not exagerating?
Roni: Look, there are some things I know that I could do, and, while my dad wouldn't like it, he'd forgive me. There are other things that don't fall into that category. For instance, he told me that if I ever got an abortion simply because I didn't want to deal with the fallout of having sex, he never had a daughter. Okay, so I was exagerating the live in boyfriend a little. The way it would happen is, while I was living with the guy, Dad would refuse to set foot in the house. Probably wouldn't talk to me, either. Once we were married, or broken up, the relationship between us would still be broken, but at least we'd be interacting. Which is okay with me, since I have no desire to live with a guy that I'm not married to.
Be hated and never forgotten, or loved and never remembered?
Roni: You know, I hate being hated. There’s your answer.
Billi: Doesn't everyone?
Roni: Apparantly not.
Live forever and be blind, or live to be 65 with all your senses intact?
Roni: You're joking, right? You could not make me choose to live forever.
Eddie: Bloody right.
Roni: Oh, now you're English?
Eddie: WHat's it to you, Babe?
Erase your bad memories, or keep them as lessons?
Roni: If I didn't have my memories, I wouldn't be who I am now.
Eddie: Deep, Babe.
Roni: Thanks. I think I read it somewhere.
Never have sex again, or lose a limb?
Roni: Never have sex. I like my body parts.
Eddie: Don't know what you're missing, Babe.
Roni: I'll tell you what I'm not missing. A body part.
Watch 96 hours straight of The Wiggles, or eat a jar of mayonnaise?
Roni: I hate mayonaise. I hate THe WIggles. Gah.
Eddie: Pretty sucky choice, isn't it, Babe?
Roni: Screw this, I'd suck it up and eat the mayonnaise. Little jar, versus 96 hours of torture? No contest.
Rob a bank with a highlighter, or go into a shark tank with a sausage?
Roni: WHy would I rob the bank? Or go into the shark tank? Regardless of the stipulations you have given me.
Eddie: It's a silly question, Babe. There's no other reason for it's existance.
Roni: Ask me another silly question like this, and I'll throw you into the shark tank with a sausage.
Dishing More Dirt
How many illegal drugs have you done (including alcoholic beverages)?
Roni: Darn. Stupid parenthesis. I don't know how many alcoholic beverages I've had, so I can't answer this.
Eddie: Isn't there anything else you want to share, Babe?
Roni: *glares* NO!
Have you ever purposely overdosed on a prescription med?
ROni: No. WHy would I?
Eddie: Some people do, Babe.
Billi: Well, they're weird. Everyone knows you should only take double what the doctor tells you.
Roni: ... What?
Billi: That's what my mom said.
Roni: Billi, your mom... never mind. Just don't do that anymore. It's bad for you.
Eddie: Not like it matters, since we're in your body.
Roni: Good point.
Have you ever taken prescription meds that weren’t yours?
Roni: Yes. But my mom, the nurse, gave them to me. Hydrocotizone is nice. Almost as nice as Vicodin.
Eddie: You're a regular pain medicine coinneseur, aren't you?
Roni: You butcher the french language. And yes, I am. I'm accident prone, as well as migraine girl on a regular basis. A girl gets to where she'd do almost anything to be free of pain.
Does your family have a history of alcoholism/drug use?
Roni: I don’t think so. I honestly don't know.
Eddie: Mine does.
Roni: We're not asking about you.
Are you planning to experiment in college, or did you?
Roni: I’m not in college.
Eddie: That wasn't the question.
Roni: Fine. The answer to the question is yes, and no. I plan on experimenting on a personality level, to find more about who I am. NOt experimenting morally, or legally.
Eddie: Stick in the mud.
Roni: Not going to go to jail, and not going to die young, thank you.
Have you ever had an eating disorder?
Roni: Not intentionally. But when it gets hot, I don’t eat. I really do forget, or I pass my food around and eat one item. That happens fairly often, regardless of heat, actually.
Eddie: Didn't some of your friends think you were anorexic, Babe?
Roni: Yes, they did. It was summer, and that was before puberty, when I was in dance class all the time, and running off whatever food I ate.
Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Roni: No.
Eddie: Are you sure about that, Babe?
Roni: WEll, there was the one that I felt like killing myself after every conversation I had with the person. But that really doesn't count. He was manipulative, but not abusive. And I was depressed, and it wasn't a smart time for me.
How did you get out of it if you did?
Roni: I scaled the brick building, parachuted from the roof, and landed on the back of my motorcycle.
Eddie: Sarcasm, again, Babe?
Roni: Stick with what works.
Do you see love like a drug?
Roni: Why do people compare love to an addiction. It’s wrong. Short answer? No, I don’t.
Eddie: They compare it because it works.
Roni: No, it doesn't. Not the way it's meant to be. But the way people have twisted it, yeah, it's like a drug.
What song describes you in this moment?
Roni: "I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day!" I'm slightly drunk.
Eddie: Slightly? Babe, you can't stand up straight.
Roni: Notice me not trying to stand up?
Who inspires you to better yourself?
Roni: My best friend.
Eddie: That's sweet, Babe.
Roni: I haven't talked to him since June.
Are you an optimist, a pessimist, or a realist deep down?
Roni: I'm a hopeless optimist. But I'm also a realist.
Eddie: Keep lying to yourself, Babe.
Roni: I plan on it.
Do you believe in fate?
Roni: I believe that God guides our lives. If you want to call it fate, go ahead.
Eddie: That's noble of you, Babe.
Roni: Noble? I just want to go to bed.
If so, then where do you think it’s gonna take you?
Roni: Heaven is the end result.
Eddie: THink you have a chance, Babe?
Roni: KNow so. The Bible doesn't say anything other than you have to believe that Jesus is the son of God. Everything else is living that belief. Well, I know that. And I don't see that knowledge changing. SO as long as I keep trying to support my belief, I'm good. Yeah, I'll screw up. I'm human.
Thoughts
Ever had a funny thought and laughed and no one understood you?
Roni: On a daily basis.
Eddie: And then people look at her funny while she tries to explain it to Bella, the green penguin.
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Date: 2007-01-22 09:45 am (UTC)Whoa there, Ziggy!
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin:"¡Ella tiene un pingüino!"
A green penguin.
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "¿... Ella ha sido quizá enferma?"
Wouldn't surprise me, with all that beer *grins*
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Date: 2007-01-22 10:17 am (UTC)