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sroniSo, I'm a little bit bored, so I'm going to be taking a page from Nemo's book and, while filling out this lovely meme, I will write dialogue from original characters. No, seriously. I stole the page. I could get arrested. Anyway, joining me will be Eddie, the tattoo artist, and Billi, the ditz.
1. Where were you when it turned 2007?
Roni: In a little apartment in Hong Kong.
Billi: *twirling hair around finger* What was it like? Did you see one of those hand dragged cart thingies?
Roni: You do realize that Hong Kong is a city, right?
Billi: *Twirling hair around finger* Yeah...
Roni: A city that is HUGE. And has lots of cars. And better public transportation than most of the States.
Billi: *twirling hair around finger* What does that have to do with cart thingies?
Never mind.
2. How did you get the idea for your user name?
Roni: Well, I used SRoni as my screen name on fanfiction.net, so when I started an LJ, it seemed like a good idea to stick with it here. Honestly, it has nothing to do with my real name. My name is not Veronica. I promise.
Eddie: If your name's not Veronica, what is it?
Roni: Nice try. I don't give out personal info here. Suffice it to say, you can call me Roni.
Eddie: *exhales cigarette smoke* You're a weird chick, you know?
Roni: At least I'm not going to die young from smoking on a cancer stick.
Eddie: I don't worry about dieing. I'm only in your imagination, Babe, so I plan on having fun for as long as you let me out.
Billi: *twirling hair* Wait. What's SRoni mean, anyway?
Roni: Never mind, Billi.
3. What song are you listening to right now?
Roni: Not really anything. I could say something gross, like, the inhalation of my snot as I snort it back into my sinus cavity.
Billi: *twirling hair* Eew! Like, that's totally gross.
Roni: What? I said that I could say it.
Eddie: I'm with Airhead here. Saying that you could say something like that, is the same as saying it, Babe. Just saying.
Roni: Whatever, tattoo boy.
4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Roni: No. I'm surprised that the people who aren't related to a celebrity, or actually know said celebrity, have.
Billi: *twirling hair* I cried my eyes out when I found out Madonna died.
Roni: ... Billi? Madonna's not dead.
Billi: *twirling hair* She isn't?
Roni: No.
Billi: *twirling hair* Oh. Maybe I was thinking of Marilyn Monroe.
Roni: ... Moving on.
6. Do you own a cellphone?
Roni: Nope.
Billi: *twirling hair* How do you interact with the world?
Roni: I don't.
Eddie: That explains your social attitude.
Roni: I don't have a social attitude!
Eddie: Whatever you say, Babe.
Roni: And if I did have a social attitude, it would be due to megalomaniac tattoo covered guys calling me Babe.
Eddie: Uh, Babe? I can't do anything you don't let me do.
Roni: Oh, sure, blame the actual person here.
7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Roni: Why is it so cold? 'Course, that's the question I've been asking for the last three days or so. While I still haven't had a shower.
Billi: *twirling hair* Eew. You haven't had a shower in three days?
Roni: Four, actually. I was on a train for 24 hours, and haven't had hot running water for three days.
Eddie: *exhales another cloud of smoke* That explains the smell.
Roni: Watch it, buddy. Don't mess with hormonal girl right now. I guarantee that I can win. Even if you're 6'5 and huge, and I'm 5'3, and... not huge. And a weakling. Who doesn't like pain.
Eddie: Babe? I'm a figment of you're imagination.
Roni: Shut up, tattoo boy.
8. What do you do for a living?
I'm a traveling actress.
Billi: *twirling hair* Is that why you're weird?
Roni: So says the bimbo who's boobs are faker than Barbie's.
Billi: *twirlling hair* That's a lie!
Roni: Oh, sure, every girl is naturally endowed with a 34 DD... *turns red* Never mind.
Eddie: Aren't those your measurements, Babe?
Roin: And now is where I officially wish the earth would swallow me whole.
9. What will you do tonight?
Roni: Most likely freeze, as per usual. I'm telling you, you haven't known terror until you're cutting a tomato, and you suddenly realize that not only can you not feel you're fingers (and the reason this comes on suddenly is because you're used to that feeling), but you also can't feel the knife, and you still have half a tomato to cut.
Eddie: You realize that you're weird, right, Babe?
Roni: That fact has been brought to my attention. Multiple times.
Billi: *twirling hair* You're, like, wierd.
Roni: ... Never mind. I'll be good, and not be mean.
Eddie: Go ahead, be mean to Airhead. She's only part of your imagination. It's not like she's real, Babe.
Roni: You know, I'm starting to get really tired of being called Babe.
10. What’s your favorite memory from last weekend?
Roni: Working on designing my tattoo.
Eddie: Wow, Babe, thinking of getting a tattoo?
Roni: Yeah, I'm designing a celtic cross made out of knots.
Eddie: So you do have guts.
Roni: *glares* Hey, I have guts. I'm in China. That takes guts.
Eddie: Babe, going to China and getting a tattoo are two totally different things.
Roni: Whatever. But I'm not going to your parlor to get it.
Eddie: My place doesn't really exist, Babe.
11. What are the last two characters of your phone number?
Roni: 59. Wait, no, that was Taiwan. 98. No, that was Hong Kong. I have too many phone numbers.
Eddie: *exhales smoke* Hey, Babe, why don't you try your home number.
Roni: My home number has been disconnected, and my family now has cell phones, tattoo boy.
12. What was the last thing you ate?
Roni: A peice of bread.
Billi: *twirling hair* Oh, are you trying the Atkins diet?
Roni: No, Billi. If I were doing the Atkins diet, I'd be staying away from bread. I'd probably die on the Atkins diet, what with the whole vegetarian thing right now.
Billi: *twirling hair* I think it's cool to want to protect animals. I mean, I've decided that from now on, all my leather is going to come from places that guarantee that no animals were harmed.
Roni: ... I'm letting the leather comment slide. I'm actually not doing the vegetarianism thing because of animals. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like animals, and I don't particularly enjoy eating them, but it's been proven that one way to be healthier is to cut out red meat. You'll lose weight, help your cholesterol, etc. And there's a ridiculous ratio of grain to every pound of cow we're able to eat. If we'd eat the grain, and not give it to the cow, more people would be able to eat.
13. What was last thing you drank?
Roni: Water. I had milk last night, but after drinking a carton, I felt like yorkeling.
Eddie: Yorkeling?
Roni: *shrugs* Hey, I figured it sounded better than ralph, upchuck, throw up, regurgitate, reverse the digestive track-
Billi: *twirling hair and chewing gum* That's, like, enough. You're gross.
Roni: You wound me to the very core, Barbie wannabe.
Eddie: Hey, Babe, play nice. Just because a girl is fake doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings.
Roni: I swear, if you call me Babe one more time...
Eddie: There's nothing you can do, Babe. I'm in your psyche, and I'm here to stay.
14. What was the last movie you watched?
Roni: Um... I have no clue. I know that the last one I really remember watching had Robert De Niro and Jody Foster. It's the one where the line "Are you talking to me?" first came from.
Eddie: How do you know that it wasn't another spoof, Babe?
Roni: Because it kept going without feeling like a spoof.
15. What do you dislike at the moment?
Roni: My imagination and the people it creates.
Billi: *twirling hair and smacking gum* Hey! I take... What's the word? Whatever it is, I take it.
Eddie: You mean "offense", Airhead?
Billi: *twirling hair* No, it's supposed to be bad.
Roni: See what I mean?
16. What food do you crave right now?
Roni: Oh, man, I would kill for a seven layer burrito right now.
Eddie and Billie edge away.
Roni: Oh, grow up.
Eddie: You know, Babe, you're a nice person, but you're not nice to us.
Roni: I'm nice to real people. You're part of my imagination. And Billi, you can stop sticking your tongue out at me. I don't want to see it. Don't you do anything besides twirl your hair?
17. What did you dream last night?
Roni: Oh, man, this is oging to go over great.
Eddie: Why? It wasn't a dirty dream, was it, Babe? Because if so, I could understand why you wouldn't want to talk about it. I mean, your family does read this journal, as well as some of your co-workers.
Roni: Thanks for the reminder, Eddie. No, it was just really weird. Okay, I've had this recurring dream about Ducky the puckey player. This guy, who, okay, is HOT, is on the Olympic Puckey team. Puckey is kind of like hockey and soccer and broomball, all combined. (Which are already fairly simular.) Anyway, Ducky and I met because he and the team had been hanging out with my family, and he recognized me from the baby pictures. Okay, I'd buy that in real life, actually. No matter which picture you grab of me, I still look like me. Anyway, I'll just shorten it and say, it gets weirder from there.
Eddie: So, Babe, are you and Ducky doing the nasty?
Roni: NO!
19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Roni: I have a watch that I've managed to not break since August. It's kind of a record.
Eddie: Babe, you need more jewelry.
Roni: Yo, Tattoo boy, it's all aobut what I can carry right now.
20. Name a friend who is just like you.
Roni: No one is just like me. I'm one of a kind.
Eddie: Which is a very good thing, Babe. The world couldn't handle two of you.
Roni: Hey!
Eddie: Face it, Babe. The world is lucky that you broke the mold after it broke you.
ROni: I'm ignoring you.
22. Who last text messaged you?
ROni: Oh, you mean somehting I'd need a cell phone ot find out?
Eddie: Sarcasm doesn't work for you.
Roni: How'd you know, Needles?
Eddie: Because when you're not being belligerant, you're too nice for it.
23. Are you on any medication?
Roni: Nope.
Billi: *twirling hair* You should be.
Roni: Hey, thought you'd left. Yeah, I probably should be. But I'm not.
24. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Roni: Whichever side is unoccupied.
Eddie: Do you share a bed a lot, Babe?
Roni: Get your mind away from sex, tattoo boy.
Eddie: Hey, Babe, I'm male. It's what I think about all the time.
Roni: Well, stop thinking about it. It's creeping me out, because, since you're in my head and you're always thinking about sex, that means that while you're in my head, I'm always thinking about se- se- Never mind.
Eddie: You can't say it, can you, Babe?
Roni: I could if I wanted. I just don't want to.
Eddie: *looks*
Roni: Fine. No, I'm almost completely incapable of saying se- that word.
25. What color shirt are you wearing?
Roni: ONe is different shades of blue. THe middle one is yellow. Or at least, it used to be yellow. Now it's a grayish yellow. My thermal shirt is white.
Eddie: That's a lot of layers.
Roni: I'm freaking freezing. I'm wearing two pairs of pants, three shirts, two sets of socks, a knit hat, and gloves.
27. How many piercings/tattoos do you have?
Roni: Well, there's that tongue ring.
Eddie: Really, Babe? WOuldn't think you'd have it in you.
Roni: Well, no. My dad would kill me. Well, maybe he wouldn't kill me, but he did tell me he'd beat the everloving snot out of me if I got a tongue ring.But then there's my tattoo of a naked girl on my butt.
Billi: *twirling hair* Really?
Roni: No. Again, my dad would kill me for letting someone stick a needle there. If he doens't get peeved at me for saying butt. And naked girls aren't really my style.
28. What's your favorite store?
Roni: Anything that has what I need. I'm a simple kind of girl.
Eddie: Could have fooled me, Babe.
ROni: Who asked you?
Eddie: WEll, you did, when you created me. That's the way it works, Babe.
29. Are you thirsty right now?
Roni: Not so much, no.
Eddie: I'll take a beer.
Roni: Not while you're in my body, you won't.
30. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
Roni: There's the whole long list of my family and friends. Mainly my family.
Eddie: I miss Lola.
Roni: Who's Lola?
Eddie: My ex-girlfriend.
Roni: You don't have an ex-girlfriend. I made you up. You're me. And I don't have an ex-girlfriend.
Eddie: Well, Babe, I do. ANd I wish she weren't my ex.
Billi: *twirling hair* I miss Andy.
Roni: I have never dated a girl, and I've never dated an Andy.
Billi: *twirling hair* No, Andy's my cat. He died last year.
Roni: Oh. I'm really sorry. That sucks. I hate it when cats die on you. OH, crap. Are you crying, Billi?
BIlli: *twirling hair and sniffleing* No.
Roni: Yes, you are.
31. What did you do last night?
Roni: Froze. Didn't take a shower. Wrote, read, and did Sudoku.
Eddie: Sounds pretty boring, Babe.
Roni: DOn't care. I like it.
32. Do you care what people think about you?
Roni: Honestly, it depends on the person, but yes. I care what too many people think.
Eddie: Tell them to (expletive) off, Babe.
Roni: You tell them. NO! I didn't mean that literally. Remember, same body? They'd think I was saying it.
Eddie: Well, Babe, you would be. I'm you, remember?
33. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
Roni: I've never instigated anything.
Eddie: Maybe we should ask your brother, Babe.
Roni: Never mind. Next question.
35. What are your font colors on AIM?
Roni: AIM?
Eddie: Oh, don't tell me you're so far out of the loop you don't know what AIM is, Babe. That's sad.
Roni: *shrugs* Okay, I won't.
36. Where do you live?
Roni: On the road. I'm in China tonight. I fully plan on being in SOuth Korea tomorrow.
Billi: *twirling hair* Have fun with the Japanese.
Roni: ... Never mind.
37. Are you aggressive?
Roni: I wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless it bit me.
Eddie: Great attitude, Babe.
Roni: Shove it, tattoo boy.
Eddie: Or you'll hurt me? THought you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Roni: You're not a fly.
38. Mobile Phone Network?
Roni: You know, technically, I already answered this question, when you asked me if I had a cell phone.
Eddie: Nobody's interested in your technicality, Babe.
39. Do you like the person who posted this last?
Roni: I have no clue who it was.
Eddie: OH, I'm sure that person feels just great, Babe, knowing what you truly think of them.
Roni: You know, you're really starting to annoy me with your constant antagonizing of me.
Eddie: Babe, you butcher the English language.
40. Do you know their birthday?
Roni: Yeah, I don't remember who it was, but their birthday is November 26.
Billi: *twirling hair* Really?
Roni: No, Billi, I made it up.
43. What do you smell like right now?
Roni: I'm trying really hard not to smell myself right now. Or at least, I would be trying hard if I could actually smell anything.
Eddie: Babe, you smell like sweat.
Roni: And deoderant. THat part I know.
Eddie: No, Babe, you'd smell like deoderant if you'd remembered to put some on today.
Roni: Damn. Knew I forgot something.
44. What is your favorite color?
Roni: A really bright green today.
Eddie: I like red.
Billi: *Twirling hair* I like pink.
45. Do you like mustard?
Roni: Yes, I do.
Eddie: Course you do, Babe.
Roni: What's that supposed to mean?
Eddie: Nothing, Babe. *exhales smoke* Absolutely nothing.
47. Would you ever sky-dive?
Roni: I don't like heights.
Eddie: Babe, you're such a wussie girl.
Roni: Shut up, tattoo boy. I'll drink you under the table anytime, but I'm not jumping out of a plane to prove that I'm brave.
48. Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back?
Roni: ALl three. I move around at night.
Eddie: Babe, there are so many different ways that comment could be taken.
Roni: What do you mean?
Billi: *twirling hair* I don't get it.
Roni: That's all right, Billi, neither do I.
49. Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Roni: This is where most girls say either they don't know, or choose Anakin because of the bad boy thing. Or Han SOlo for the same reason. Screw that. I like Obi Wan Kenobi in the originals. I like Yoda. I love Chewbacca. ANd the ewoks crack me up.
Eddie: So, you go for fur, Babe?
Roni: It's cute. WHen it's on an animal, and not a person.
51. What do you wear to sleep?
Roni: Tonight? All those clothes I mentioned earlier.
Eddie: And most nights?
Roni: Depends on if I'm sharing a room. If I am, then I have frog pajama bottoms and that yellow shirt that I also mentioned earlier.
Eddie: And if you're not, Babe?
Roni: *turns red* You don't need to know that.
Eddie: Yes, I do.
Roni: I think I'm being hit on by a character I created. My love life has officially hit an all time low.
1. Where were you when it turned 2007?
Roni: In a little apartment in Hong Kong.
Billi: *twirling hair around finger* What was it like? Did you see one of those hand dragged cart thingies?
Roni: You do realize that Hong Kong is a city, right?
Billi: *Twirling hair around finger* Yeah...
Roni: A city that is HUGE. And has lots of cars. And better public transportation than most of the States.
Billi: *twirling hair around finger* What does that have to do with cart thingies?
Never mind.
2. How did you get the idea for your user name?
Roni: Well, I used SRoni as my screen name on fanfiction.net, so when I started an LJ, it seemed like a good idea to stick with it here. Honestly, it has nothing to do with my real name. My name is not Veronica. I promise.
Eddie: If your name's not Veronica, what is it?
Roni: Nice try. I don't give out personal info here. Suffice it to say, you can call me Roni.
Eddie: *exhales cigarette smoke* You're a weird chick, you know?
Roni: At least I'm not going to die young from smoking on a cancer stick.
Eddie: I don't worry about dieing. I'm only in your imagination, Babe, so I plan on having fun for as long as you let me out.
Billi: *twirling hair* Wait. What's SRoni mean, anyway?
Roni: Never mind, Billi.
3. What song are you listening to right now?
Roni: Not really anything. I could say something gross, like, the inhalation of my snot as I snort it back into my sinus cavity.
Billi: *twirling hair* Eew! Like, that's totally gross.
Roni: What? I said that I could say it.
Eddie: I'm with Airhead here. Saying that you could say something like that, is the same as saying it, Babe. Just saying.
Roni: Whatever, tattoo boy.
4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Roni: No. I'm surprised that the people who aren't related to a celebrity, or actually know said celebrity, have.
Billi: *twirling hair* I cried my eyes out when I found out Madonna died.
Roni: ... Billi? Madonna's not dead.
Billi: *twirling hair* She isn't?
Roni: No.
Billi: *twirling hair* Oh. Maybe I was thinking of Marilyn Monroe.
Roni: ... Moving on.
6. Do you own a cellphone?
Roni: Nope.
Billi: *twirling hair* How do you interact with the world?
Roni: I don't.
Eddie: That explains your social attitude.
Roni: I don't have a social attitude!
Eddie: Whatever you say, Babe.
Roni: And if I did have a social attitude, it would be due to megalomaniac tattoo covered guys calling me Babe.
Eddie: Uh, Babe? I can't do anything you don't let me do.
Roni: Oh, sure, blame the actual person here.
7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Roni: Why is it so cold? 'Course, that's the question I've been asking for the last three days or so. While I still haven't had a shower.
Billi: *twirling hair* Eew. You haven't had a shower in three days?
Roni: Four, actually. I was on a train for 24 hours, and haven't had hot running water for three days.
Eddie: *exhales another cloud of smoke* That explains the smell.
Roni: Watch it, buddy. Don't mess with hormonal girl right now. I guarantee that I can win. Even if you're 6'5 and huge, and I'm 5'3, and... not huge. And a weakling. Who doesn't like pain.
Eddie: Babe? I'm a figment of you're imagination.
Roni: Shut up, tattoo boy.
8. What do you do for a living?
I'm a traveling actress.
Billi: *twirling hair* Is that why you're weird?
Roni: So says the bimbo who's boobs are faker than Barbie's.
Billi: *twirlling hair* That's a lie!
Roni: Oh, sure, every girl is naturally endowed with a 34 DD... *turns red* Never mind.
Eddie: Aren't those your measurements, Babe?
Roin: And now is where I officially wish the earth would swallow me whole.
9. What will you do tonight?
Roni: Most likely freeze, as per usual. I'm telling you, you haven't known terror until you're cutting a tomato, and you suddenly realize that not only can you not feel you're fingers (and the reason this comes on suddenly is because you're used to that feeling), but you also can't feel the knife, and you still have half a tomato to cut.
Eddie: You realize that you're weird, right, Babe?
Roni: That fact has been brought to my attention. Multiple times.
Billi: *twirling hair* You're, like, wierd.
Roni: ... Never mind. I'll be good, and not be mean.
Eddie: Go ahead, be mean to Airhead. She's only part of your imagination. It's not like she's real, Babe.
Roni: You know, I'm starting to get really tired of being called Babe.
10. What’s your favorite memory from last weekend?
Roni: Working on designing my tattoo.
Eddie: Wow, Babe, thinking of getting a tattoo?
Roni: Yeah, I'm designing a celtic cross made out of knots.
Eddie: So you do have guts.
Roni: *glares* Hey, I have guts. I'm in China. That takes guts.
Eddie: Babe, going to China and getting a tattoo are two totally different things.
Roni: Whatever. But I'm not going to your parlor to get it.
Eddie: My place doesn't really exist, Babe.
11. What are the last two characters of your phone number?
Roni: 59. Wait, no, that was Taiwan. 98. No, that was Hong Kong. I have too many phone numbers.
Eddie: *exhales smoke* Hey, Babe, why don't you try your home number.
Roni: My home number has been disconnected, and my family now has cell phones, tattoo boy.
12. What was the last thing you ate?
Roni: A peice of bread.
Billi: *twirling hair* Oh, are you trying the Atkins diet?
Roni: No, Billi. If I were doing the Atkins diet, I'd be staying away from bread. I'd probably die on the Atkins diet, what with the whole vegetarian thing right now.
Billi: *twirling hair* I think it's cool to want to protect animals. I mean, I've decided that from now on, all my leather is going to come from places that guarantee that no animals were harmed.
Roni: ... I'm letting the leather comment slide. I'm actually not doing the vegetarianism thing because of animals. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like animals, and I don't particularly enjoy eating them, but it's been proven that one way to be healthier is to cut out red meat. You'll lose weight, help your cholesterol, etc. And there's a ridiculous ratio of grain to every pound of cow we're able to eat. If we'd eat the grain, and not give it to the cow, more people would be able to eat.
13. What was last thing you drank?
Roni: Water. I had milk last night, but after drinking a carton, I felt like yorkeling.
Eddie: Yorkeling?
Roni: *shrugs* Hey, I figured it sounded better than ralph, upchuck, throw up, regurgitate, reverse the digestive track-
Billi: *twirling hair and chewing gum* That's, like, enough. You're gross.
Roni: You wound me to the very core, Barbie wannabe.
Eddie: Hey, Babe, play nice. Just because a girl is fake doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings.
Roni: I swear, if you call me Babe one more time...
Eddie: There's nothing you can do, Babe. I'm in your psyche, and I'm here to stay.
14. What was the last movie you watched?
Roni: Um... I have no clue. I know that the last one I really remember watching had Robert De Niro and Jody Foster. It's the one where the line "Are you talking to me?" first came from.
Eddie: How do you know that it wasn't another spoof, Babe?
Roni: Because it kept going without feeling like a spoof.
15. What do you dislike at the moment?
Roni: My imagination and the people it creates.
Billi: *twirling hair and smacking gum* Hey! I take... What's the word? Whatever it is, I take it.
Eddie: You mean "offense", Airhead?
Billi: *twirling hair* No, it's supposed to be bad.
Roni: See what I mean?
16. What food do you crave right now?
Roni: Oh, man, I would kill for a seven layer burrito right now.
Eddie and Billie edge away.
Roni: Oh, grow up.
Eddie: You know, Babe, you're a nice person, but you're not nice to us.
Roni: I'm nice to real people. You're part of my imagination. And Billi, you can stop sticking your tongue out at me. I don't want to see it. Don't you do anything besides twirl your hair?
17. What did you dream last night?
Roni: Oh, man, this is oging to go over great.
Eddie: Why? It wasn't a dirty dream, was it, Babe? Because if so, I could understand why you wouldn't want to talk about it. I mean, your family does read this journal, as well as some of your co-workers.
Roni: Thanks for the reminder, Eddie. No, it was just really weird. Okay, I've had this recurring dream about Ducky the puckey player. This guy, who, okay, is HOT, is on the Olympic Puckey team. Puckey is kind of like hockey and soccer and broomball, all combined. (Which are already fairly simular.) Anyway, Ducky and I met because he and the team had been hanging out with my family, and he recognized me from the baby pictures. Okay, I'd buy that in real life, actually. No matter which picture you grab of me, I still look like me. Anyway, I'll just shorten it and say, it gets weirder from there.
Eddie: So, Babe, are you and Ducky doing the nasty?
Roni: NO!
19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Roni: I have a watch that I've managed to not break since August. It's kind of a record.
Eddie: Babe, you need more jewelry.
Roni: Yo, Tattoo boy, it's all aobut what I can carry right now.
20. Name a friend who is just like you.
Roni: No one is just like me. I'm one of a kind.
Eddie: Which is a very good thing, Babe. The world couldn't handle two of you.
Roni: Hey!
Eddie: Face it, Babe. The world is lucky that you broke the mold after it broke you.
ROni: I'm ignoring you.
22. Who last text messaged you?
ROni: Oh, you mean somehting I'd need a cell phone ot find out?
Eddie: Sarcasm doesn't work for you.
Roni: How'd you know, Needles?
Eddie: Because when you're not being belligerant, you're too nice for it.
23. Are you on any medication?
Roni: Nope.
Billi: *twirling hair* You should be.
Roni: Hey, thought you'd left. Yeah, I probably should be. But I'm not.
24. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Roni: Whichever side is unoccupied.
Eddie: Do you share a bed a lot, Babe?
Roni: Get your mind away from sex, tattoo boy.
Eddie: Hey, Babe, I'm male. It's what I think about all the time.
Roni: Well, stop thinking about it. It's creeping me out, because, since you're in my head and you're always thinking about sex, that means that while you're in my head, I'm always thinking about se- se- Never mind.
Eddie: You can't say it, can you, Babe?
Roni: I could if I wanted. I just don't want to.
Eddie: *looks*
Roni: Fine. No, I'm almost completely incapable of saying se- that word.
25. What color shirt are you wearing?
Roni: ONe is different shades of blue. THe middle one is yellow. Or at least, it used to be yellow. Now it's a grayish yellow. My thermal shirt is white.
Eddie: That's a lot of layers.
Roni: I'm freaking freezing. I'm wearing two pairs of pants, three shirts, two sets of socks, a knit hat, and gloves.
27. How many piercings/tattoos do you have?
Roni: Well, there's that tongue ring.
Eddie: Really, Babe? WOuldn't think you'd have it in you.
Roni: Well, no. My dad would kill me. Well, maybe he wouldn't kill me, but he did tell me he'd beat the everloving snot out of me if I got a tongue ring.But then there's my tattoo of a naked girl on my butt.
Billi: *twirling hair* Really?
Roni: No. Again, my dad would kill me for letting someone stick a needle there. If he doens't get peeved at me for saying butt. And naked girls aren't really my style.
28. What's your favorite store?
Roni: Anything that has what I need. I'm a simple kind of girl.
Eddie: Could have fooled me, Babe.
ROni: Who asked you?
Eddie: WEll, you did, when you created me. That's the way it works, Babe.
29. Are you thirsty right now?
Roni: Not so much, no.
Eddie: I'll take a beer.
Roni: Not while you're in my body, you won't.
30. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
Roni: There's the whole long list of my family and friends. Mainly my family.
Eddie: I miss Lola.
Roni: Who's Lola?
Eddie: My ex-girlfriend.
Roni: You don't have an ex-girlfriend. I made you up. You're me. And I don't have an ex-girlfriend.
Eddie: Well, Babe, I do. ANd I wish she weren't my ex.
Billi: *twirling hair* I miss Andy.
Roni: I have never dated a girl, and I've never dated an Andy.
Billi: *twirling hair* No, Andy's my cat. He died last year.
Roni: Oh. I'm really sorry. That sucks. I hate it when cats die on you. OH, crap. Are you crying, Billi?
BIlli: *twirling hair and sniffleing* No.
Roni: Yes, you are.
31. What did you do last night?
Roni: Froze. Didn't take a shower. Wrote, read, and did Sudoku.
Eddie: Sounds pretty boring, Babe.
Roni: DOn't care. I like it.
32. Do you care what people think about you?
Roni: Honestly, it depends on the person, but yes. I care what too many people think.
Eddie: Tell them to (expletive) off, Babe.
Roni: You tell them. NO! I didn't mean that literally. Remember, same body? They'd think I was saying it.
Eddie: Well, Babe, you would be. I'm you, remember?
33. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
Roni: I've never instigated anything.
Eddie: Maybe we should ask your brother, Babe.
Roni: Never mind. Next question.
35. What are your font colors on AIM?
Roni: AIM?
Eddie: Oh, don't tell me you're so far out of the loop you don't know what AIM is, Babe. That's sad.
Roni: *shrugs* Okay, I won't.
36. Where do you live?
Roni: On the road. I'm in China tonight. I fully plan on being in SOuth Korea tomorrow.
Billi: *twirling hair* Have fun with the Japanese.
Roni: ... Never mind.
37. Are you aggressive?
Roni: I wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless it bit me.
Eddie: Great attitude, Babe.
Roni: Shove it, tattoo boy.
Eddie: Or you'll hurt me? THought you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Roni: You're not a fly.
38. Mobile Phone Network?
Roni: You know, technically, I already answered this question, when you asked me if I had a cell phone.
Eddie: Nobody's interested in your technicality, Babe.
39. Do you like the person who posted this last?
Roni: I have no clue who it was.
Eddie: OH, I'm sure that person feels just great, Babe, knowing what you truly think of them.
Roni: You know, you're really starting to annoy me with your constant antagonizing of me.
Eddie: Babe, you butcher the English language.
40. Do you know their birthday?
Roni: Yeah, I don't remember who it was, but their birthday is November 26.
Billi: *twirling hair* Really?
Roni: No, Billi, I made it up.
43. What do you smell like right now?
Roni: I'm trying really hard not to smell myself right now. Or at least, I would be trying hard if I could actually smell anything.
Eddie: Babe, you smell like sweat.
Roni: And deoderant. THat part I know.
Eddie: No, Babe, you'd smell like deoderant if you'd remembered to put some on today.
Roni: Damn. Knew I forgot something.
44. What is your favorite color?
Roni: A really bright green today.
Eddie: I like red.
Billi: *Twirling hair* I like pink.
45. Do you like mustard?
Roni: Yes, I do.
Eddie: Course you do, Babe.
Roni: What's that supposed to mean?
Eddie: Nothing, Babe. *exhales smoke* Absolutely nothing.
47. Would you ever sky-dive?
Roni: I don't like heights.
Eddie: Babe, you're such a wussie girl.
Roni: Shut up, tattoo boy. I'll drink you under the table anytime, but I'm not jumping out of a plane to prove that I'm brave.
48. Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back?
Roni: ALl three. I move around at night.
Eddie: Babe, there are so many different ways that comment could be taken.
Roni: What do you mean?
Billi: *twirling hair* I don't get it.
Roni: That's all right, Billi, neither do I.
49. Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Roni: This is where most girls say either they don't know, or choose Anakin because of the bad boy thing. Or Han SOlo for the same reason. Screw that. I like Obi Wan Kenobi in the originals. I like Yoda. I love Chewbacca. ANd the ewoks crack me up.
Eddie: So, you go for fur, Babe?
Roni: It's cute. WHen it's on an animal, and not a person.
51. What do you wear to sleep?
Roni: Tonight? All those clothes I mentioned earlier.
Eddie: And most nights?
Roni: Depends on if I'm sharing a room. If I am, then I have frog pajama bottoms and that yellow shirt that I also mentioned earlier.
Eddie: And if you're not, Babe?
Roni: *turns red* You don't need to know that.
Eddie: Yes, I do.
Roni: I think I'm being hit on by a character I created. My love life has officially hit an all time low.
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Date: 2007-01-19 10:16 pm (UTC)Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "¡Hai, nemo, tu locura es contagioso!"
What? What did you just say? It sounded bad.
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "¡Roni está loco ahora también!"
Hey!
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "¡Pero su imaginación parece más atractiva! Raowr!"
Okay, Zig, that's enou...
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "¿Piensas Billi fecharía un pingüino?"
Ziggy! Bad penguin! Down boy! Down!
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "¡Aw! ¡Usted no es ninguna diversión, nemo!"
The Babelfish spanish is really not working for you, Zig. Trust me on this. Stop harrassing other people's imaginations, would you? *shakes head* Anyhoo, despite the spanish, I'm sure you agree with me that this meme was a blast, right? Great fun :)
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "¿Si no con Billi, entonces Eddie? Él podría usar una peluca y yo podría irle con ojos cerrados."
... Did you just say what I think you just said? Ew! You really need some kind of a hobby, mate.
Voice of Ziggy, the invisible penguin: "Soy tan solo."
Oh, so now you're cracking Star Wars jokes, are you?
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All kidding aside, this was really fun. The interaction really brought things to life for me :)