Meme type thing

Okay, so I'm in Shanghai, after a twenty four hour train ride. I haven't had a shower in two days, and it's freaking FREEZING! I have a cold, I can't breathe through my nose, and my skull feels like it's too small for my brain. Other than that, China is AWESOME! I'm glad I'm here, and I'm doing this stuff. I wish I were home, and could see my family.

On to the meme that I told Nemo Gravis I'd do, since I filled out his. You guys get to answer this for me. (Yeah, like anyone besides Nemo will.)

1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?

HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What was your dream growing up?
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
6. What was your first impression of me?
7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
8. Whats your favorite memory of us?
10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
11. What do you think of me as a Person?
12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
13. Would you cry for me if I died?
14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. How do you fall asleep?
17. Ever gotten angry with me?
18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
19. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?
21. What is your worst fear?
22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
23. Can you sing or dance?
24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?

Meme!

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Either performing, or getting ready to perform.

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Freezing. Oh, wait. Still doing that.

4. Are you any good at math?
I'm a lot better than I think I am.

6. Do you have any famous ancestors?
A few, all on my mom's side. Queen Margaret/Saint Margaret of Scotland, Jesse James by HIS mother.

7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Nope.

8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Song?

9. Last thing received in mail?
China Air Dynasty Card.

10. How many different drinks have you had today?
Water. Oh, the many levels of dehydration.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Depends on the person, depends on my mood.

13. Any plans for tonight?
Not freezing is on my wish list, but I don't think that's going to happen.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Yup. It's fun.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Two oral surgeries.

16. What's outside your front door?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, looking out my front door. Back door. WHoops, I forgot the song... Wait. What was the question?

17. Do you have plans on friday night?
Getting ready to go to South Korea comes to mind.

18. Do you like the ocean?
Yes. I also like to build sandcastles.

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorn?
Yes. Oh, man, I miss the chedder popcorn!

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yup. I really liked it, although nothing compares to the real thing, when you can see it.

22. Something you are excited about?
South Korea, here I come!

23. Who around you has the most problems?
Me?

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No. Neither are my steps.

25. Describe your love life?
Non-existant.

26. Where do you keep your change?
In my wallet.

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Never. I'm too afraid.
What's my job again?

28. Do you like anyone right now?
Duh. It's part of being human.

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Ask me a month and four days from now, and I'll describe the weather.

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed on the road. Open at home.

'Nother Meme.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? - Searched? No.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? - See, I've ridden three roller coasters.ONce when I was twelve or so, and I hated it. Then when I was fourteen or fifteen, and I swore that I'd never get on anohter one. Then, the following year, someone told me that Buzzsaw Falls at Silver DOllar CIty is a water ride with a little bit of coaster. It was a lotta coaster with NO water for the riders. I told God that if he got me off of it, I'd never put him in that position. He held his end of the bargain, I'm sticking to mine.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? - When I went headfirst into the tree about two weeks before opening night. A lady came up to me at WalMart, telling me, "We can get you out of the situation. Here's a number to call." "IT WAS A TREE!" "IT's all right, sweetheart, you don't have to lie."

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? - I get lonely. (You have to keep in mind, before this mission, I shared a bed almost every night.)

5. Do you believe in ghosts? - Dude, the pipes here are haunted.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? - Yes, but I wish I were more creative.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? - I think so, yes. But I'm glad I wasn't on the jury. I really want to know about the gloves. How the police officer could say "I saw them in the yard", and yet the gloves were found seperately.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? - Neither?

9. Do you stay friends with your ex's? - I've stayed friends with one or two. IT really depends on their willingness to be my friend.

10. Do you know how to play poker? - Yup. But I have a lousy poker face.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? - Well, yes. I was awake for three lockins in a row, so I had to stay awake for 72 hours. I was miserable at the end of it, and running around like a rabid hamster on speed with the intelligence of a Barbie Doll.

12. What's your favorite commercial? - Used to love the polar bear family Coca Cola commercials. Don't mock me.

13. What are you allergic to? - Tobasco sauce, nylon, and grass. Tobasco being the only food allergy.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? - I don't drive. And if I did, I'd obey the LAW. IT's the law for a reason.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? - I'm a superhero.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? - Is that baseball?

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? - Yes. I used to be a lot better than I am.

18. How often do you remember your dreams? - Too often, and too well.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? - "FInd the happy bunny." My friends name for minesweeper. "Did you punch a bunny? That's not good."

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? - She loves me, Hey Jude, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Yellow Submarine, Let it Be. All right, I named five Beatles songs!

21. What's the one thing on your mind now? - I'm freezing, and I want to write.

22. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Love? No. I believe that you can meet someone, and like them, and over time, have the initial attraction turn to love.

23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is? - Bonqueesha Bawillamica Ann Jones? (Yes, I made that up. That's my fake stage name.)

24. Do you always wear your seat belt? - Whenever possible. (I'm in Asia. It's not always possible.)

25. What cell service do you use? - See, to ahve cell service, you have to have a cell phone. I'm currently lacking in that area.

26. Do you like Sushi? - Love it.

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? - I almost drowned last summer. Stupid date.

28. What do you wear to bed? - Right now? As many clothes as I can. It's freaking FREEZING.

29. Been caught stealing? - Caught? No. I fully admitted it, and never did it again.

30. what shoe size do you have? - Anywhere from 5-8. More often than not, I wear 4 kids. I have small feet.

31. Do you truly hate anyone? - No. THere are people I don't like. THey're not worth prison time, so I don't kill them.

32. Classic Rock or Rap? - Classic Rock. Me no like Rap.

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? - I wouldn't. They're only interesting at a distance and getting up close and personal would take away some of that. But fictional chars? Xander Harris. Duh. You even ahve to ask?

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? - Oh, yes. Pretty good at it, too.

35. What food do you find disgusting? - I'll eat anything. Except, you know, meat, but that's a personal decision, not disgust factor.

36. Do you sing in the shower? - *nods cheerfully*

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? - Yeah, my brother and I played cards a lot.

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? - No. What kind of friend would I be if I did?

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? - Yup. Didn't turn out so good. Turned out the other person knew that the "mean" person was JOKING.

40. Have you ever been punched in the face? - Only by my brother. Most of them were accidents, and a few... well, I hit him first.