Meme!

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
My family. Or a guy that I like telling me he likes me. What? I can dream, can't I? And so what if it's a slightly shallow answer? It's the truth.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Always. I usually return other people's carts as well. As a result of that, and bagging my own groceries, I've basically been offered a job at virtually any Wal-Mart, Kroger, Fred's, etc. I've been to.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Look, I'm the type of person taht would bring a book or notebook to a party, simply so I won't have to converse with people. I don't do social scenes. I do, however, like to talk to people, and I enjoy listening. The point of all that is, I have no clue.

4. Do you take compliments well?
Depends on the compliment. If I think the person is lieing to me, I don't. I guess it also depends on the person. I never believed my ex-boyfriend when he told me I was beautiful. I did, however, believe that my best friend thought I was beautiful.

5. Are you an active person?
You ahve obviously never met me. Let me put it this way: I almost always have energy to burn, and drive people up the wall with it.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Depends on how long? 'Course, I'd also be working my way back to civilization.

7. Do you like to ride horses?
Ride, no. I tried a handful of years ago, and it freaks me out. But I'll happily muck out stalls for hours if you promise me that I can pet the horses afterwards.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
7 years at one camp. 3 years at two others. One year each at five.
No, never.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Video games: Super Mario World, Donkey Kong. Imaginations: Power Rangers little siblings, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mortal Kombat (I was the girl with the steel fans for three years, and to this day I don't know anything more about her than the fact that she has steel fans), Olympics... I had an active imagination.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
How can I say this clearly enough? Hell, NO.

11. Are you judgmental?
Depends on the issue.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I honestly don't know. I don't date without the intent of marriage, and I don't know if I could marry someone who doesn't believe in Jesus.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I'm a mouse, not a cat. Hopefully, I won't end up a furball being coughed up on the rug, with my bones and tail being left for the cat's owner.

14. Can you speak another language?
I speak fluent pig latin. I'm trying to learn Mandarin. That's easier said than done.

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I love music. I don't know how I'd get through a day not being able to hear harmonies in everything. But I love art. And I love reading. And I love writing. That being said, I guess I'd choose sight.

16. What’s your favorite food?
Oh, man, I love food!

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
My daddy is in the Army. You'd better believe he taught his baby girl how to shoot.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
A fire hose, duh. (I can't take credit for this answer; I ganked the memo from nemo gravis, and this answer came with it. I just don't have the heart to get rid of it and replace it with something else, because right now, this sums up how I feel.)

19. How often do you read books?
I'm going to answer this as if I weren't living out of a backpack: every spare waking moment.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I can't change the past, I can't dwell on the future, and the present only lasts a second until I'm in another present.

21. What is your favorite children’s book?
The Artemis Fowl series. Or Tamora Peirce books. 'Course, I also like Eragon and Eldest...

22. What color are your eyes?
Brown. There's really no other description. My best friend of four years once thought they were blue... then green... then gray... finally, he realized they were brown, since he'd run out of colors.

23. How tall are you?
I'm short. Only about 5'3. That's what I have my hooker heels for. Gotta love 7 inch stilletos. That I can play basketball in.

24. Where is your dream house located?
Anywhere not surrounded by people.

25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Someone who didn't understand English.

26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
A few times. It was fun.

27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Around Mother's Day with my unit at that time.

28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Sorry, no keys to put on a non-existant key chain.

29. What’s your favorite color?
Right now, it's a very bright green.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Some place in Beijing.

31. Where is your current pain at?
My head always hurts.

32. Do you like mustard?
Sure, but not well enough to date him.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Almost a carbon copy of my mom. Except I got my dad's nose and chin. Somehow, my brother and I look almost exactly like my mom, but my cousin on my dad's side looks just enough like us that we could pass for three siblings. My cousin and I look quite a bit like my grandmother... go figure.

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Shortest, washing hair and everything? 45 seconds of running water. Longest? I've never kept track.

36. Can you do splits?
I can split all kinds of things. Like bananas. "He had to split." Quite possibly one of her worst quips.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Gah. Prolly Eragon.

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
Lotion on animal fur doesn't bode well for me.

39. What did you do for New Year’s?
Uh... I don't remember. I think I went to bed early.

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Really didn't.

41. What was the cause of your last accident?
No depth perception. I didn't mean to hit the boat! Or demolish the fence while trying to get away from said boat.

42. Do you own a camera phone?
I don't even own a phone. Or a camera, for that matter.

43. What are you drinking?
Saliva.

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
I don't think so. I was. For a year. I was flexible, and light, so I was a flyer.

45. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
Legally, N. The way I spell it, E.

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I honestly don't think I've ever voted. I'm thinking about trying out at some point.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Not enough.

48. Do you like Care Bears?
They give me this weird stare that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

49. What do you buy at the movies?
Generally, a ticket. I mean, I know that I dated the ticket taker, and he'll take it on faith that my ziploc baggie of pennies is enough money, but he's probably not going to let me in for free.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Know how, yes. Am I good at it? I don't know; I haven't played recently.

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
I'm in Asia. They drive crazy.

52. What do you wear to sleep?
Depends on if I'm sharing a room. If I am, then I'm wearing my frog pajamas. If I'm not, well, you don't need to know.

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
A few murders at some point.

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Sometimes, five, other times, none.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
My daddy told me that if I ever peirced my nose, he'd be severely disappointed in me, but if I peirced my tongue, he'd beat the everloving snot out of me. That was also right before he told me that if I ever gave out personal information over the internet, he'd beat the everloving snot out of me.

56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
Yup. Most of them are boring.

57. Do you have pets?
Some cats at home, and two dogs. "I hate you. This is my house, my people, I hate you." "Look, I've had just about enough crap, and I'm not going to take any more from you."

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like mixtures of the two. People who can be funny or serious, depending on the circumstances.

59. Ever been to LA?
*Bypasses joke* Yes, yes I have.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No cookies today, although I had hecka good bread.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
I can curse in Spanish, but I generally don't. If I'm going to, I'll do it in English, thank you. Just ask the poor kid in Taco Bell. *groans*

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Downloads?

63. Do you hate chocolate?
Blasphemer! Chocolate is manna! (Which literally means "From God". So the play that davidcartoon and I was in this summer means "The Heaviest From God In Town".)

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
I don't think they've fought recently. It used to be the animals.

65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
My non-existant cell phone has a non-existant ringtone.

66. Are you a gullible person?
Gullible? Oh, no. What are you doing with that dictionary? Come on, put it down. Stop looking at my picture!

67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I'm generally happier when I ahve one, but it's not becuase I have one, it's because I've fixed my self confidence issues, and the guy notices, and then we date, and then my self confidence issues come up agian, and we wind up breaking up for whatever reason, and then it repeats itself.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Pediatric Oncology. It sucks, but someone has to do it.

69. Are you easy to get along with?
I'm nice, smart, polite, and annoying as hell.

70. What is your favorite time of day?
Depends on the day, and what we're doing.