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So, I was going to post some more seventy questions. I typed them up last night, and then my computer refused to post. And now, my notebook is across the room. Tell you what. If I get up anytime soon, I’ll post them tonight. If not … I’ll wait.

I’m tired. Paid three dollars to see the Break-Up. I want my three dollars back. It hit me while watching it, that I probably wouldn’t have such a low opinion of it, except for the fact that I work with better material EVERY DAY. What a blessing to be able to do that. It raises a person’s standards. (Plus, the plain fact of the matter is … I write better than that, in my opinion, drivel.)

I’m going to bed.

Whee

Your results:
You are Uhura

Uhura 80% Chekov 75% Geordi LaForge 70% Deanna Troi 70% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 60% Data 58% James T. Kirk (Captain) 55% Beverly Crusher 55% Spock 54% Jean-Luc Picard 45% Worf 45% Mr. Scott 40% Will Riker 40% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 30% Mr. Sulu 30%

You are a good communicator with a pleasant soft-spoken voice. Also a talented singer.

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70 Questions

 
1. DO YOU SNORE?
    Eew! That’s totally beyond gross.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER?
    I don’t put out, and I don’t want to break a nail. Unfortunately, I haven’t had a decent manicure in three years, because I keep breaking nails.

3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
    Being impaled and getting a second belly button after catching my boyfriend, who I’d ditched all my friends for, who were, let’s face it, more socially acceptable than him, kissing his dweeby best friend.
    Oh, wait. That already happened.
    Thanks for the reminder.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
    Puh-lease. I was a Barbie girl. Duh.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ‘REALITY TV’?
    Maybe I should try out …

6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW?
    No. That’s total social suicide.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
    Obviously, you haven’t seen pictures, or you wouldn’t even be asking.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
    Not likely. Have you seen me?

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
    The computer is an icky beige color. I keep telling Angel that we have got to get something that might match what I’m wearing (I’m being very nice and beyond reasonable. I chose to not ask for a different color computer for every color I own.), but he just won’t listen.
    I don’t know what to do with him, sometimes.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
      I love to sing. Try and stop me.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
      And ruin my hair with that helmet? I don’t think so. I don’t see why they make you wear the helmet, anyway. If they measured the cord too long, you’re going to die, and it doesn’t matter if you were wearing a helmet.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
      Yes. And they’re going to stay secret. That’s how it works.

13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
      Paris. Duh. All the shopping.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
      His chin is. He really should get that fixed. My mother knows a great surgeon …

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
      Duh. It’s not like I grew up in Alaska.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE ‘DONNIE DARKO’?
      Xander raved about it.
      No, I haven’t.
      And I never will.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
      Of course I do. Remind me why?

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
      I care … why?

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
      Sure. How much will you pay me?

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE?
      I used to ride in one all the time.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
      I used to think it was because I was enough for my parents. Then I realized that I was a surprise. And that’s when I learned how to shove my personality in people’s faces so that they could not overlook me. I was everything my parents needed. So they didn’t need any other kids.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
      Electric.

23. WHAT’S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING?
      Eew. I’ve been a vegetarian ever since Slayerfest.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
      Ri-ight.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
      It’s cute. What else matters?

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
      Dweebs and dumb questions. Too bad that I can’t seem to get away from either.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
      I don’t say things I don’t mean. And I’m not telling you.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
      No. And if he were, he’d be all wrinkly and gross. You can bet he’d take down all the mirrors in Graceland.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
      And ruin my make-up? Don’t make me laugh.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
      In a shell. The whole “vegetarian” thing.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
      Let me think of all the blondes I’ve ever known … yes.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
      You seem to think I care.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
      Time for the Victoria’s Secret swimsuit edition to come in.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
      Queen C, Cordy. You can call me Ms. Chase.

35. IS McDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
      Of course. Like you even had to ask.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
      The Angelmobile, with Wes and Angel. Don’t tell Angel I ever said that.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
      After a vision, nothing feels better than a glass of wine and a hot bath.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
      Please. Of course not. Don’t be a little kid.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
      It makes me shudder. I’ve had too many vampires in my life.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
      I’m not afraid of anything.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
      Godiva. Prometheus brought us fire. Hershey brought us chocolate.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
      Creamy. It’s a great cure for hiccups, and it’s cheap.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
      Eew! Ick, no.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE?
      Remember where I grew up? Death capitol of the world? Believe me when I say, yeah.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
      Twice. Otherwise I feel all grungy and gross.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
      Yup. Except pain killers after a vision. Vicodin is my friend after one of those.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
      With my life? I think not.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
      Hazel. Some people say brown. Morons. At one point, Xander thought they were blue. I just about killed him.

49. WOULD YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO SAVE THE WORLD?
      I’d do it just to prove people wrong. I really am perfect.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
      As long as I’m not currently having or getting over a vision.

51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
      Ears, and a tattoo. Don’t tell my parents. Actually, you know what? I don’t care if you tell my parents. Their names are Carlton and Marissa Chase. I don’t know their new phone number and address. You’ll have to look them up yourself.

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
      Remember those skull-splitting visions? They’re not made up. They really do show me death, and other wonderful fluffy things.
      Stupid Doyle.
      I miss him.

53. HAVE YOU READ ‘CATCHER IN THE RYE’?
      I read it a long time ago. I think I liked it, but I can’t remember.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
      Not really, no. I wasn’t a band geek.

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
      No, I’m not a klepto. Please. I had better things to do with my time.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
      I could, but I’ve never tried. I’m not really fond of cold.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
      Bugs? Dirt? Tents? I think not.

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
      Ick, no. That’s disgusting.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
      Are you freaking serious? I’m not even dignifying that with a response. Either I say yes, and you think I’m crazy, or I say no, and you think I’m crazy. No, thank you.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
      Year-round shedding and chewed-up shoes? Please.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
      No. Lots of people are completely miserable, and they stick it out. So can you.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
      That is SO last decade.

63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
      I told you. I’m perfect. Perfection means without mistake.

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
      It’s LA in May. Answer it for yourself.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
      A sandwich. I think.

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
      Duh. Like there was ever any doubt.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
      How do you think I got the visions?

68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
      Budwieser. Who wants to drink something that makes you think of toads?

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
      That is so last year.

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
      Smashmouth. Ask me again next week.