Finally, I have enough time to type. I've only done two so far, but here they are.
"My second worst day, since getting my amulet smashed was the worst day, was HORRIBLE. The stupid girl was going on and on about how her husband didn't love here, well, DUH. The dumb guy was banging his secretary just because he COULD. Obviously, he dind't love either woman. One was a good trophy wife, and the other was good for sex. Not that I'm knocking sex, cause, let's face it, sex is beyond fun. So, this girl says the most terrifying workds I've ever heard: 'I wish everyone could see him as the rabbit he really is.'"
"C'mon, Will, PLEASE? Division is killing me." "I said I'll help, but you'll never learn if I do it for you." "I don't have to LEARN. I just have to PASS." The brunette turned back to Charlie Brown. "NO." The boy watched in silence, sighed and stood up. "Guess I'll have to pull out the big guns." He muttered under his breath, "I can't believe I'm doing this," threw his head back, and bounced up and down like a spastic poodle. "Xander! What are you DOING?" He stopped abruptly. "The snoopy dance. You said you could never resist it."
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branchandroot
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Date: 2006-06-01 07:56 am (UTC)"My second worst day, since getting my amulet smashed was the worst day, was HORRIBLE. The stupid girl was going on and on about how her husband didn't love here, well, DUH. The dumb guy was banging his secretary just because he COULD. Obviously, he dind't love either woman. One was a good trophy wife, and the other was good for sex. Not that I'm knocking sex, cause, let's face it, sex is beyond fun. So, this girl says the most terrifying workds I've ever heard: 'I wish everyone could see him as the rabbit he really is.'"
"C'mon, Will, PLEASE? Division is killing me."
"I said I'll help, but you'll never learn if I do it for you."
"I don't have to LEARN. I just have to PASS."
The brunette turned back to Charlie Brown. "NO."
The boy watched in silence, sighed and stood up. "Guess I'll have to pull out the big guns." He muttered under his breath, "I can't believe I'm doing this," threw his head back, and bounced up and down like a spastic poodle.
"Xander! What are you DOING?"
He stopped abruptly. "The snoopy dance. You said you could never resist it."