70 Questions, Whee!
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sroniLook, I'm supposed to get these things filled out for Giles, so... would you just do it? I'll send you some of our best blood. Fresh, too.
~D~
1. DO YOU SNORE? I don't breathe, so I don't snore. One of the high points.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Both. Just ask big sis.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? I am what Fear fears.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Niblit, luv, we didn't HAVE legos back in the day. I'm sure I've eaten a lego-maniac at some point of my sterling career.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? Not as good as Passions.
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? No. Bad for the teeth.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was always cute.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I wouldn't know. I haven't been successfully single in ages.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black. Like everything else I owned. You still haven't taken me on that shopping spree you promised, to "integrate color into my un-life."
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? NO.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Jet on over, and figure that out for yourself. I can promise you'd have a roaring good time.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Someplace dark.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? No.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Depends on what kind of water.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? What does that matter?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I really don't give a damn.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Sod off.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? Yes. Vampires can't get drunk on those little bottles.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes. No. It's a gray area.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? I don't like sharp wooden objects.
23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? All that blood, and fear...
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? No.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? What kind of question is this?
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Sunlight, garlic, crosses, holy water... it's a long list.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? A private time.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Ask the Fanged Pansy.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't eat.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Some of them.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Xander is convinced the dryer and the couch has teamed up to rid the world of pairs. After six months in his basement, the paranoia rubbed off.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:42.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? William the Bloody, the White Devil... Another long list.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? I already told you, I don't eat.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? A couple days ago, with some of the Slayers.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? What does it for you?
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Anya said he was.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? That's a little personal, isn't it, 'Bit?
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I LIVE for the dark.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Blood.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? This answer is starting to get old.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Yes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? No, actually. I think I'm the only one of your little group that hasn't.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Four. These things don't last forever. And I don't want to be like that cat from those comics, Get Fuzzy. My fangs are NOT falling out.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes. I fed on some poor sod at Woodstcok. Spent the next two hours changing faces, just to do it. Never again.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? I sleep like the dead.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? I don't know. I haven't seen them in a mirror lately.
49. WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST? That's the first interesting question. Buffy.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? I don't exactly have a LIFE.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? Tattoos, yes.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? NO.
53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? I'm not music-oriented.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yes.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? If I wanted to.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Why?
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? What the hell?
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? No. But they tast good. Poodle is better than Pekinese, but not by much.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? What does it matter?
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? If I wanted to.
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? Never.
64. ID IY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's nighttime.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Blood.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? I used to wear black.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? What is it with these questions?
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? The mastercard ones.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Sex Pistols.
Okay, Niblit. I did you a favor. Seems to me that you could have answered most of these questions yourself. Send me the blood.
~D~
1. DO YOU SNORE? I don't breathe, so I don't snore. One of the high points.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Both. Just ask big sis.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? I am what Fear fears.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Niblit, luv, we didn't HAVE legos back in the day. I'm sure I've eaten a lego-maniac at some point of my sterling career.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? Not as good as Passions.
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? No. Bad for the teeth.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was always cute.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I wouldn't know. I haven't been successfully single in ages.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black. Like everything else I owned. You still haven't taken me on that shopping spree you promised, to "integrate color into my un-life."
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? NO.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Jet on over, and figure that out for yourself. I can promise you'd have a roaring good time.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Someplace dark.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? No.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Depends on what kind of water.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? What does that matter?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I really don't give a damn.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Sod off.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? Yes. Vampires can't get drunk on those little bottles.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes. No. It's a gray area.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? I don't like sharp wooden objects.
23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? All that blood, and fear...
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? No.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? What kind of question is this?
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Sunlight, garlic, crosses, holy water... it's a long list.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? A private time.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Ask the Fanged Pansy.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't eat.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Some of them.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Xander is convinced the dryer and the couch has teamed up to rid the world of pairs. After six months in his basement, the paranoia rubbed off.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:42.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? William the Bloody, the White Devil... Another long list.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? I already told you, I don't eat.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? A couple days ago, with some of the Slayers.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? What does it for you?
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Anya said he was.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? That's a little personal, isn't it, 'Bit?
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I LIVE for the dark.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Blood.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? This answer is starting to get old.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Yes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? No, actually. I think I'm the only one of your little group that hasn't.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Four. These things don't last forever. And I don't want to be like that cat from those comics, Get Fuzzy. My fangs are NOT falling out.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes. I fed on some poor sod at Woodstcok. Spent the next two hours changing faces, just to do it. Never again.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? I sleep like the dead.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? I don't know. I haven't seen them in a mirror lately.
49. WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST? That's the first interesting question. Buffy.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? I don't exactly have a LIFE.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? Tattoos, yes.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? NO.
53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? I'm not music-oriented.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yes.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? If I wanted to.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Why?
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? What the hell?
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? No. But they tast good. Poodle is better than Pekinese, but not by much.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? What does it matter?
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? If I wanted to.
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? Never.
64. ID IY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's nighttime.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Blood.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? I used to wear black.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? What is it with these questions?
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? The mastercard ones.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Sex Pistols.
Okay, Niblit. I did you a favor. Seems to me that you could have answered most of these questions yourself. Send me the blood.
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