Ahhhh, dihydrogen monoxide. I've actually been aware of the warnings and research on this for years. . . .

You know, they forget to mention that pretty much all users of recreational and illegal drugs were habitual users of DHMO before, and yes, even after they used crack or heroin. DHMO is a vital component in the creation of these drugs as well.

It's even been known to be used on poor, defenseless animals.

What is this world coming to?